shortbread, you daft twat

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)

My shortbread tin has a really bad picture of Edingburrow Castle on it.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)

Stop it.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)

Ye no ken fit am on aboot?
The castle in edingburrow.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)

Stop it now...

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)

I once caught a train from Birmingham to Glasgow with an american couple on their way to Edinburgh
and I swear I couldn't get them to pronounce either fucking name properly for the whole fucking trip. Edinburrow? BirmingHAM? BirmingHUM? Edinbow?

They'll never find the bodies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)

Edinbarooga

( spesh., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)

I went to primary school at George Heriots in Edinburgh
We had a "Royal Visit" and someone wrote that the Jookie Embra had visited, and got their ignorance in the school magazine for all to mock for eternity. Like I'm doing now, many decades later.
( Three Dog Man, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)

Hahaha.
Jookie Embra is my favourite minor Star Wars character.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)

Ha ha!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:21, archived)

no, the castle really does look like that

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)

I bet you've got one of those drummer boy dolls in a plastic tube as well.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)

I'd fucking love one of those.
And an och aye jimmy wig. And a stuffed highland coooo.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:21, archived)