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At our nearest PYO strawbs and rasps place they have a little collection box for Help for Heroes
with a note saying if you tried a few while you were picking leave some cash in the box. So there, discussion time.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)
My mate is doing the Ride Across America thing where you cycle non-stop coast-to-coast raising money for military service charities.
And all those cunts can do is stuff a few soft fruit in their gobs? It's a fucking liberty. Bring back national service.

/discussion
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)
first off you don't have any mates
and no way is it riding non stop coast to coast, unless the cunt is street hawk, which you may as well pretend he is as you are making it all up
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)
http://www.raceacrossamerica.org/
It's a team thing. Four hours on four hours off or summat. It's still pretty fucking hardcore.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)
yeah, whatever, at wot point would i open that site? or care about a non stop/stop start wank fest of your pretend mate, nice try hambles

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
doing shit for charity is a fucking waste of time.
Just give the money, it's not about you sacrificing or sweating, because nothing you do could ever compare to the tragedy of the victims of whatever cause you're raising money for, which means your fucking bean bath or pseudo run just cheapens the whole principle of human suffering and turns it into a joke.

If you care about suffering, dig deep and cough up, but don't turn it into a fucking lark with your mates, you morally impoverished scumbag.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)
I can't decide which would be more tragic
you actually thinking that was a coherent argument, or you pretending that it was a coherent argument as a feeble attempt to sound edgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:49, archived)
I do want to see an end to charity

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)
Well you can't.
So building arguments around it is an exercise in idle sophistry.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
yeah but it does wind up the bleeding hearts who think their grunting and sweating will ever achieve anything ever

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
Yeah. Oxfam and Wateraid and Cancer Fucking Research never did nuffin.
FFs. I'm actually indulging you in this like some sort of prick. I need to get off the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)
still got water problems and cancer, haven't we

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
why? charity enforces power

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
i agree with you both, in so much as so far as you a both wrong cunts who need to fix up and look sharp

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
sweet as a nut mate, sweet as

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
where did cowfoot go?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
yeah, why did the wrong cow stay and the wrong cow leave?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
Probably the EU and it's farm subsidies.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
I'll let the rogue apostrophe slide
but considering France gets something like 20% of the entire EU budget for its paltry million farmers, I'm really glad they're going to lose nearly a trillion euros when economies of Spain, Greece, Portugal, Italy and your own pestilent island collapse.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
Fucking hell, you must be sick.
Really, go see a doctor. And not me or Shambles.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
not bothered, living in Europe's only growth economy, right here

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
Yeah, I'm very annoyed about our last government forcing AIB to sell off their Polish bank just before the election.
We owned a profitable bank, in a strong economy, and on their way out the door the fucking gangsters sold it at a knockdown price. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
Yeah, Bank Zachodni's going great guns, best bank on the market right now
your lot really ballsed that up.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
No, they didn't.
They were gangsters. By their standards they got that right. It was the last bit of looting they could do.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
Fucking hell.
I mean, even I did a gig for former British servicemen/servicebirds.
And I didn't either charge, or claim expenses.
And, while you might not have noticed, I have "issues" with the whole Brit Imperialist Armed Forces fandango.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)
Palestinian Yiffer Organisation strawberries are shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)
you shut your whore mouth

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)
I CAN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE OF ALL THE FUR IN THE WAY OF YOUR FACE

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
Badger did epic trolling on this subject on the TWTD website.
I was amazed at how humourless some people are.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)
Have you got a link to that?
I asked him yesterday, but after the board had moved on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
It's lurking in their archives I think.
www.twtd.co.uk/mb.php?m=v&t=132386#132386

See if you can spot him ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
Most of the responses seem quite civil.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
Fuck forums that require one click per reply.
Fuck them to infinity.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
Well, you can't expect good technology from the British armed forces.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)
Ipswich, you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)
Either/or

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
GiffGaff offered me a fiver of credit or a fiver to give to Help for Heroes
I only pay a tenner a month anyway and the credit wouldn't go towards that so I opted for the charity option so I can feel smug and superior. Also some of my mates are trained killers.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)