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Have you been to a physiotherapist? They don't let you quit.
I walked without crutches which was fairly brave, turns out my knee is jelly, and i'll limp forever. Like a mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)
I'm stuck between offering sympathy to a stranger and mocking an internet cripple.
I'll let you decide.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
sympathy is for the cunts on QOTW.
if i wanted sympathy i'd go see my nan.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
*removes mask*

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)
whoa, let us leave nans out of it, shambles gets upset and i'm having a hard time of it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)
I wasn't aware nans were taboo
is this like that thing that might get you banned if you mention it?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
mongychops killed his nan for attention?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)
too far

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)
Just add some custard
then it will merely be a trifling problem...
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)
i wasn't trying to start a food thread
I'm on shaky ground as it is, you're not helping.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)
You mentioned jelly...

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
i did, and i can't take it back now
can we just move on?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
SPONGE FINGERS!
I'm done now..
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
I really hope you're proud of yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
*pats self on back*

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)
I'm watching this thing on the Royal Ballet.
I've had a bit of stick with my shoulder but those poor bastards are physical wrecks. They retire cripples at forty. It's grim as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)
They destroy themselves for their art.
In a way, they're committing protracted suicide for your enjoyment.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
You could be all like House and smash someone in the knee with your cain and go "Awww, does your leg hurt too?"

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
Does it count as asssault?
If not, i'm well in.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)