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I'm trying to identify a type of beetle my son and I have seen a couple of times on the way to and from his school.
It looked just like this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_stink_bug but these are only supposed to exist in North America as far as I can see.
The ones we've seen have a brown tail end on top which is red tail-end underneath.
So, as you are all intelligent and helpful, can you tell us what we keep seeing?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:04, archived)
Nevermind.
Found it.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)
what flavour was it?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)

www.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/wildlifegarden/atoz/g/greenshieldbug.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)
wow
There does seem to be a few weird bugs around at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:13, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3815833.stm
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)
interesting
I am choc full of painkillers right now. Might be a good time to ask for money.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
give me money
very very much money
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)
You can use the donate button down the side of this:
baldmonkeystuff.co.uk/dear%20baldmonkey/
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

"said curator of beetles, Max Barclay" :)
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)

Proper job that, nice one Max
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
didn't they used to make stamps out of them?
whoever "they" were
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)
I've seen those before, they are awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
If you squeeze them they make a hissing noise
Try it
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)
where is cr3? i need him to internet me up, lazy purple haired freak boy that he is

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
It's a Mini Adventure!
bit of a shit one though
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:07, archived)
Just like the adverts.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)
Squinny Back-bencher more like

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSQUfTBcOu4
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:08, archived)
it's a weevil

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)
Are we having a Springwatch evening?
because it's summer now, so Chris Packham doesn't give a shit about your beetle.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)
Chris Packham doesn't give a shit about any of us, what a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)
The really wild show was a lie.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)
It was really wild when Stracham got her tits out after filming and terry nutkins stuck his half digit up her chuff

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)
And then that guy out of Street Fighter II joined in
img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00964/SNA13PACK4-682_964961a.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
Is Stracham
The deformed offspring of Packham and Strachan raised in the wilderness?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
Raised by meerkats
true story
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)
Yeah, but he's come on leaps and bounds, The Transporter wasn't too bad a film

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)
there are no bugs
you've taken too much Substance D
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
If there are no bugs then what have I been filling all these jam jars with?

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
corns

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
i hate you, you have sent me on a path i never cared about that has led to me being out smarted, you fucker

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)
Are you still on this bitcoin gibberish?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)
well it started with tor, then i2p, then he chucked in brit coin, now it appears i need privoxy to work, now i have bad socks, i'm lost in a world of cyber bollocks :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
last night I was watching telly and something small and black moved very quickly from the fridge across the kitchen floor
but it was too fast for a mouse or roach, and it didn't seem to have legs or any discernible body parts
I thought I'd imagined it but half an hour later it went back in the opposite direction.

I don't know what to make of that at all
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)