Both
The girl passed her finals and got offered a job, a bit of fizzy pop at tea time is in order. Her mum is in France so there's more for us. HURRAH.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:54, archived)

Oh, spotted that earlier.
Yes, that does justify the gojuice. Are you inviting the Chef?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:55, archived)

I think he's working
She's got summat she wants to talk about by the sounds of it too. I hope she's getting married & fucking off to leave me & her mum alone.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:00, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I've got one in America (Louisville Kentucky) who has flown the coop, one in Pattaya working for an American Oilfield Equipment company and one still at home and studying. You may actually be physically alone but the wallet remains as open as it ever was!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:10, archived)

Fuck that, she's got a law degree now
She's our meal ticket
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:18, archived)

Supermodel girlfriend
b3ta.com/questions/bedroomdisasters/post1253696
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:56, archived)

So many lies
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:02, archived)

On the internet!

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:09, archived)

oh man that's not how you spell flaccid

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:44, archived)

Yeah, but what would you know badge?
You're a virgin. Some blue namer said so, so it must be true.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:32, archived)

Wait, if we're all virgin schoolboys does that mean I've got to do O level Maths again?
Aww man, say it ain't so.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:35, archived)

That would be a SHIT/WOOHOO moment
SHIT exams and being at school
WOOHOO might not fuck it all up this time
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)

I would though.
I only just scraped a C when I was actually learning it. I wouldn't have a prayer these days.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

i peaked at school.
if i could pick a time to start over it would be when i was looking at careers/degrees, aged about 17.
my school had shit careers advice.
( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

Mine too.
I got into an argument with my "senior tutor" who wrote that I was "often absent and rarely hands in homework" on my UCAS form so that my first 5 university choices turned me down.
I should go back to that sixth form college and shit in his petrol tank.
( Zuowan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)

and MASSIVE DRUGS

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE GIRL

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:42, archived)

Hurrah!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:57, archived)