I'm going to Asda to buy more jeans
ALL of mine have torn in an unfortunate place, I don't even have any jeans left to walk to Asda with.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)

Probably because I buy my jeans from Asda

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)

They all tore in Dundee?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)

I used to spend a fair bit of time in Dundee
It is a terrible place
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)

I've spent aproximately 14 hours there.
That was enough.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)

i was there for a whole weekend!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:53, archived)

Walk to Asda with your torn jeans.
Make a statement with your flaccid cock trying for freedom through the unfortunately placed hole.

Shit in one of the freezers.
( gone, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)

I've just noticed my jeans have an unfortunately placed hole brewing as well.

( gone, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)