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If you were a news story which news story would you be and why and that question to contestant number three please cilla.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)
I'd be this
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-13860891 I don't think I need to give any more detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)
fuck that
set it on fucking fire
I think that's only slightly less creepy than having your mind taken over by a mushroom
news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/03/pictures/110303-zombie-ants-fungus-new-species-fungi-bugs-science-brazil/
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
i'll take this one
www.thisisnorthdevon.co.uk/Cemetery/story-12820428-detail/story.html
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)
can't be bothered to , no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)
Zero holy woman we heard (4)
I'd stake nothing inside removed. (5)
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)
NONE
taken
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)
I found your twitter.
It had better be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
i hardly ever use it these days, jeez tell me what you want to see.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)
Ah, you know, the usual stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
"You like minge!" spilled the pop starlet (5, 7)

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
sarah harding

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)
Be 950? It sounds like you. (4)

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)
Danni Minogue.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)
Be 950? It sounds like you. (4)

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)
Hugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)
filed pointlessly destroyed to descibe you (4)

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
flid.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)
Nice.
And the other two?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7224751
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
I imagine Frisb** might be this one
If he lives in Alton.
2.bp.blogspot.com/_bTfLDYOdsRU/SWETt6PrM_I/AAAAAAAAAGw/zkkE_TT2HWk/s1600-h/Alton+attorney+accidentally+sues+himself.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)
Heh

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)
EARTHQUAKE DESTROYS TOKYO

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)

EARTHQUAKE GODZILLAAAAAAARGH
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)
I'll be this one
feeling a little gassy after leftover curry breakfast.
worldsheadlinenews.com/?p=53
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)
Rumbled
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)
BOGIES OF FISH OIKL

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)
Bog Off

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)
I don't know what oikl means

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)
I have just found God
oikl.org/
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)
I just watched their "Basics of the game" video
And I still have no idea what happens in a game.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
Lemme see..

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
OK not them but this video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnGDMC1DftU
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
So it's baseball but you kick a big ball instead of smacking a smaller one.
Makes sense, but the gameplay looks a little....special.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)
I think it's for mongs
Possibly flids
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
Being a player of a simililary minor sport
I have absolutely no say in this matter.

They do look a little mongy though
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
it means oil and then i had to minimise and then i had to answer the phone.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)
Mongoloid

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
Mongoloikld, shirley?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
That Sharapova tennis woman is very nice to look at
But she could do with shutting the fuck up
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)
Simona Halep
before the reduction.
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)
Crikey!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
I'm just having a look at the tennis
now the F1 practice is over. She is a noisy bitch isn't she.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
THIS.
a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/8334_274360695045_505750045_8743616_8283188_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
Alright?
Won that NEXT competition yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)
I'm better than alright, I watched a tit in a chavved up Corsa crash into the back of a bin lorry this morning. Yourself?
Shite, completely forgot about that. Down to 5000 or so in it. I guess the public just isn't ready for muttonchops.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)
Haha.
Aye I'm alright. Bored as hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
i'd be a news story about climate change, because babe, when you're with me things are gonna get hot fast

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)
and your lower regions will experience flooding

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
WINALINGA WINWONG

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
This one
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/11/25/article-1332945-0C3CD8FC000005DC-612_634x436.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
a boring one
that nobody reads
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)
violence and cakes

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
finally got Force Unleashed 2
There goes my weekend. Well, about six hours of it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)
Lego Pirates of the Curried Beans for me.
I like it because I can play it with organ donor #1.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)
I want that!! The next Harry Potter one comes out later in the year

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)
yeh
we already did batman, star wars, harry potter and indiana jones 2
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)
me too
Haven't done the clone wars one though
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)
right, I'm off
Give me a shout if you get bored tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)
wildo
prolly be out though
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)
salright

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)
clone wars are even shitter than the prequels.
not interested ta.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
never seen the show...just want the game

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)
i would probably not enjoy these games without an organ donor old enough to share them with.
but as it is we really enjoy them
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
this of course
www.shoutingatco.ws/blog/2011/05/13/daily-sport-brides-och-aye-the-poo/

THIS IS NEWS!
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:50, archived)