Hey I'm working too
FANCY THAT

I'm also playing some TF2 this weekend, and also going to a Barbecue.

FUCKING HELL WE'RE A RIGHT OLD PAIR OF QUEERS
( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)

Cock off you nonce.

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)

I don't think you know what any of those words mean

( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

I HATE YOU
You're not my real dad!
( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)

Sit down son, there's something you need to know.
Back when we were younger, before you were born, me and your mum, well it was your mum mainly, used to go to this place: jelly.b3ta.com/questions/bedroomdisasters/post1253448

So yeah, he might be.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)

I wish I had a wife who could fuck other people while my limp cock flaps in and out of the gaping maw of some strangers vagina

( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)

Me too Theoban.
But we're too prudish to ever have such rock-solid and happy relationships as that.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)

We're all schoolboy virgins who wank into our xboxes and don't know what a sex or a woman is
There's only two types of person you see, prudish kids who don't know what sex is, and people who are happy to watch their wives get brutally dicked by a stranger
( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)

Man I wish I wasn't such an old-fashioned fuddy-duddy and could be part of the exciting and NOT AT ALL SORDID swinging-set.
I'd swap almost ALL my Tomb Raider dolls to be able to risk disappointment, unwanted bastardy and disease like that.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

I would give up my massive star wars collection (except my bedsheets) for a relationship like that.
I couldn't give up my xbox though. I need lego harry potter to wank to.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)

I've totally said that before.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)

Totally still troo though The AWESOMELY Plagarised Postal.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)

There is one of those advertised in the shop window across the road.
I'm gonna go there and hope I meet my mum's friends, or my friend's mums. I'm praying for an old school teacher or two, although I fear 15 years (since I left school) on a 60 year old might be.... oh man, I'd love that, be right in there with a grin on my face and quim on my chin... maybe I can get some gray pubes stuck between my teeth.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

Advertising a swinging club in a shop sounds a bit odd.
Do they openly state "swingers' club" or is it a bit more discreet?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)

"throw your sausage in to a damp meat pocket in the company of creepy strangers trying to bum your wife. Maude's house. Bring your own lube. X"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)

=)
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/general/paulypops/adverts-in-my-local-shop-window/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)

"Must be open minded."
Open legged, more like.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)

My kindda girl.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)

I think my old landlord might have been a hoster of Swingers parties.

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)

it's
usually the ones you most expect..
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)