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So, Saturday night is here
I was going to go out, but then I didn't. Watching the 1930's Four Feathers so as to avoid Glastonbury coverage. This film has some wonderful Moustaches.
How's your Saturday night? What would you like to talk about, this threads for you *points and winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
I want to know who everyone's favourite Victor is.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
Borge

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
Oh he was my 2nd!
After Kiam as below...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
mature

(wimbley is feeling hungover, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)
Dr Frankenstein

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)
No you fucking idiot
Frankenstein wasn't the mon...

oh...

Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
frankenSTEEN

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)
red.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)
The Allies in World War 2

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
Who was the conspiracy theory dude around here?
The one that was banned or summat... he could be useful here.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
The Goat?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)
yeah that's the one

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)
That's what THEY want you to think!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)
Someone will hack their files and find the truth.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
Not much chance of that, he was killed by a chemtrail :(

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
You fucking cunt.
Ever since you took the piss out of one of his stories that loon Ringoffyre is following me round getting Upset Online at me.

He's even added himself to my fans list, so he can complain more efficiently.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
Meldrew

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)
Well you did ask

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
no i didn't
That other fellow did.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
4291

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)
But so far this evening
I've drunk half a bottle of Cava, ate a 4 sausage hot dog, watched the last episode of Case Histories and put my little girl back to bed after an almighty THUD.

I am wondering if I'm going to get some later, but it doesn't look likely as I've apparently just forced wife to download the pilot for Alias after suggesting it was pants. so that puts things way too late in our middle aged body clocks.... ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
I'm bored shitless
Therefore I'd like everyone to advise me as to things to do (that are free and that)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
Whilst he was a Smithsy poety tit and thought he had a period
an old friend did impart that chip forks are clearly the best things in life as they are free.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
This doesn't help me at all. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
Don't mention it
My free evenings generally consist of the two of us on different chairs in our own little laptop worlds. Fucking sad, but true.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
That's what we've been doing for the past christ-knows-how-long
And my friends are all either ill or at a stag do. Curse you, lack of penis.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)
it's depressing fo sho.
yet inertia in my head stops me doing anything else without a LONG build up.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
What do i look like?
A fun charity? I've barely got enough for myself tonight, only the reminder of Victor Borge has stopped me drowning myself. Gahhh, some fucking people, take take take.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)
I used to like you, Windy, you were a man of your word
I'll remember this, Windy. Don't you worry, I'LL remember.....
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
I'm watching Casualty
I'm feeling a bit shit. I drank too much at a works do and may have been a bit of an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
Either you did something lame like photocopying your arse, or....
My interest is peaked, GO ON
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
I don't kiss and tell.

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)
Pffft. Sure.

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)
Does this one have a punchline?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)
I doubt it

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)
Punchlines
are so 20th century.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)
Spent the afternoon having a BBQ.
Just watching some crap on tv till a friend who I've not seen in almost a year arrives. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)
a bbq in this weather? are you mad?
was it indoors?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
It was a nice afternoon here.
Got a bit of a chill around 6pm but it was lovely from 4-6.

I made some chicken kebabs. Chicken with bbq seasoning and onion/peppers on a skewer. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)
I'm hungry now

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
I've got one made up in the firdge.
I could stick it under the grill for you but I think the time would be better spent tidying my bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
Also this film just used the term "fuzzy wuzzies"
in reference to dark skinned folk. I know it was the 30's but i still spat beer at the TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
just got back from a work day at a private house
pool, food, wine, all good stuff. Chilling on the sofa with a few joints and my cr3. What could be better.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)
Sounds lovely
I wasted my Saturday, but have so much to do tomorrow i'll make up for it then. top relaxing.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
being in a bivvy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)
We skipped the option of a tent
better than a bivvy
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
no tents, lake rules

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)

uptight OCD sufferer fears grEater charisma of suave neighbour will deprive him of wife
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
ever decreasing circles

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)
well done
Ooo
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)
Just had a Caramac icecream and watching Glasto
I fucking hate Coldplay usually but they're ok live
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
Was there actually any serious protest against U2
or was it all a bit of all mouth and no trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)
*does the bartman*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman
Shake you body, turn it out, if you can, man
Move you butt to the side, yes, you can, can
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)
good. Finished cricket at 6 and started drinking then.
I like saturdays.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)