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alright, i'm at work already

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 7:32, archived)
me too mongy, me too.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 7:34, archived)
sadtimes, i dont normally have to start this early

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 7:36, archived)
could be worse, you could suffer an ignimonious death in a portaloo
like this chap
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 7:41, archived)
I liked this
www.b3ta.com/talk/7226829
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 7:45, archived)
i'm no fan of the porta-loo, i'd rather not go

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 7:46, archived)
You should watch that Australian film Kenny!
Re-affirming all that you fear from down-under.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 7:47, archived)
i doubt i will bother to be honest, thanks for the advice tho, really sweet of you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 7:50, archived)
first time i went to glastonbury, thursday till monday, only wee, too bothered.
didn't help that i saw some poor girl staggering out of one that had been upturned on her, covered in waste and crying :(
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:07, archived)
shitbox
www.thebrowncorporation.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:14, archived)
Great. Now I need to wank.
Thanks a bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:23, archived)
Damn.
You just may be my type. How much cash you got?
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
i can't believe that anyone would ever do that to another person

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
neither could i, poor thing with her funny mucky white ugg boots.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)
That's what I reckon, it's horrific, like, seriously horrific.
If my mates did that to someone, i'd be so ashamed. I'd probably burn down their tent or something like that if they did it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
i hope there's a new thread soon
i don't really feel like i'm part of this one
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
what would you like to talke about, today?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
i dunno, really
this is why i don't start threads
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
I tried using a portal-loo once
Not sure where it ended up but at least it didn't need flushing.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:22, archived)
i've turned all the lights on, taken the phone off forward, unlocked the doors and opened a window,
made a cuppa, and eaten a co-op pain raisin.

i might remake my tea since the milk seems to be solidifying, ugh, it's scheduled to be good till tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 7:37, archived)
wow, i've done nothing, i might go do something so your workload stops putting me to shame

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 7:39, archived)
right i've switched the incubator on, that's me done till 10

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 7:51, archived)
Are you breeding dinosaurs? I bet you fucking are. And after everything we learned from the Jurassic Park documentary.
I'm eating trifle for breakfast sitting outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:04, archived)
this is the closest i get to culture, lol
i might have some foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood, in a bit, i'm in a shoping center so i could get myself a treat like mcdonalds
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:10, archived)
mcdonalds are mediocre pap, mongy
mediocre pap is only a treat if your life is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:12, archived)
way beyond my remit this, and at only 815am

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:15, archived)
Fair enough. You should treat yourself to something rubbish. As a treat.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:36, archived)
i might go and buy a kindle then

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)

nearly an hour you've got away with this, but not anymore, I am going to pull you up on this right here and now
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)
TRIFLE???

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)
FOR BREAKFAST???

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)
OUTSIDE???

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)
WITH MY REPUTATION?!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
Almost finished here...
45 minutes to go!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 7:46, archived)
7 and a half hours left for me, still i wont have any work to do, which is nice

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 7:48, archived)
Up to the spuds in it today.
Feast or famine here. Shouldn't complain though, no cunt ever listens anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 7:52, archived)
that tropical storm gonna hit you?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 7:54, archived)
Nah
It has hit Korea and is heading North, it's about 2,000 miles away.We get loads of rain but very few storms of that type.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 7:59, archived)
that's a shame, you could of reported 'live from the storm'

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:08, archived)
I can report live from the pub
In about an hour and 15 minutes if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:08, archived)
yeah alright, set the webcam up, i cant wait

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:11, archived)
no work for me
x men furby class
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:19, archived)
i hope you have a lovely day, i bet you will

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:21, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:27, archived)
take a camera and film it for me please

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
Harry Potter isn't at work. He goes to school.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:23, archived)
does he? i'll note that down incase i forget and someone asks me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:26, archived)
there will be a quiz on friday.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)
I have come to the conclusion that
Ellesmere Port in the heat is a poor-man's downtown Los Angeles
*switches on fan* Morning, everybody
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)
*turns fan towards self*
morning you dirty disc flinger
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
I have it on FULL POWER and SWIVELLING MODE
My office is now windy and it's still warm :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)
working from home
haven't been to work for a week so I have a lot to do. In spite of that I'm still not doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
get on with it you lazy fucker

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
but I dont WANT TOOOOOOO

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
I WANT TO GOOO HOOOOME

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)
I WANT TO BREAK FREEHEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)
No, wait
No I dont
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)