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Fucking right it is, the missus has just told me she thinks she's pregnant.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)
I'll run the bath, you grab the gin
and send planearm out for a wire coathanger
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
This idea is definitely cheaper than buying a one way ticket to south america and running away.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)
he could use a TV aerial instead

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)
and miss itv3!!!! have you gone mad

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
if he's finished within 60 minutes, he can catch up with ITV3+1

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
Well, he better not drink too much Gin.
Mess with his aim.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)
Whose the dad then?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)
who's

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:14, archived)
Hopefully someone lovely enough to pay child maintenance.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)
:(
I've never even MET your mrs.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)
Stuj's Stud Farm
offering you the world's most in-demand semen, delivered to your door in a pre-loaded turkey baster within 24 hours GUARANTEED!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:07, archived)
JC

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)
i wonder why he has never had a child like his dad? i hope he is ok

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
I was thinking Johnny Catfish
but I suppose old zombie hippy would do at a push.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)
I heard a rumour somebody had him killed?
If it's true i reckon the guilty party will be punished for doing something so horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)
Dude, you had sex? Nice one, what was it like?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:02, archived)
Like defeating a level 1000 wizard troll on one of those games after an epic battle.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
Man, I'd create a game-save just before I was about to make the final blow so I can show it to my mum.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)
Nah, use the 'save this moment' key like they have after you've killed someone in TF2. Really captures the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)
i'm not getting my condoms from you, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
It's fine, I'll have a read up on Ebays T&Cs and see if I can sell my used ones on there now.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
Congratulations.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)
Also,
have I missed something here? Why is everyone assuming this is a sad occasion? Surely this is a joyous time.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
I'll be happy either way.
She's already done a pregnancy test which came back negative but the doctor today said he still reckons she's preggers. Blood test done, will find out soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)
Best of luck either way then.
And for the poor Cornish kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
it's what grrrmachine would have wanted, if he was still with us

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
Fuck sake, I always miss B3tan deaths.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)
aww man, sadtimes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)
He killed himself just to get a bit of attention on here.
/joke that's getting a bit old now.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
Filthy breeders

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
How is babby formed?

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)