With Yahoo, you can scan/fax/email the death cert to speed things up, donno if hotmail have the same thing, but I had access to an account in that situation inside a day.
Let this be a lesson to you all, keep a little sheet of paper in a safe with all your login details to anything important.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)

where do you keep the safe key/combination?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 10:55, archived)

In my colon, the only way to wiggle it out would be to shove a 2m floopy willy up my bumhole.
But my dead corps on a cold metal trolly in a mortuariy is so sexy that it would be impossible not to get a stiffy, so no one will be able to get to it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:02, archived)

I see no flaws in this plan

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:06, archived)

will a piggy bank do?

( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 10:56, archived)

Cheers mate
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:02, archived)

i think gonz clearly shows you why you have got the responses you have, it was a fuckwit question from the start
you need a death cert to even book the funeral, so giving it to a email service will be easy, and as it takes about 2 weeks to arrange a date you could email the entire fucking world with an invite, and if that is not enough time for people then i doubt very much if they even liked the dead person, piss off, no offence
( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:11, archived)

Yep that's what I thought.
I've told her to fax it.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:17, archived)

you may need to provide a hard copy, but special delivery only takes a day in the post, you need lots of copies of death certs for loads of different people, costs a fair bit

( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:19, archived)

Have you got a load for your nan yet?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)

nah man, she is fit as a flea now, doctors dont know shit, she is still well up for being the first female pope, god bless her

( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:22, archived)

Happy times.
Do let us know if she's struggling again though. You know we are always here for you.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:23, archived)

i know, it touches me all the warmth i recieved in those dark days

( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)