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duck burger sounds brilliant!
why did I never think of having a duck burger before?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:41, archived)
because it doesnt exist.
It will be seagull, or maybe catfood burger, but not duck.

There are no ducks in cardiff, the one-eyed ones from Cwmbran stole them all.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:43, archived)
I don't live in Cardiff.
Anyway what the fuck are you jabbering on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:44, archived)
Well, you wont be able to get one
from the international food festival in Cardiff if you arent there will you?

You'll have to make your own, out of catfood and toilet roll.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:46, archived)
I don't even

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:47, archived)
LOLWAKI

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)
I must say, your hard-hitting and edgy posts certainly don't pull any punches.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:46, archived)
Thats because ...
the edgiest bloke in the whole of Wiltshire, oh yeah.

we'll really be rocking this thatched cottage tonight, and causing mild annoyance to my comfortably well-off neighbours.

You dont get edgier than that,
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:49, archived)
Oh, Wiltshire,
and what great cities does Wiltshire boast of? SWINDON?

Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:53, archived)
And Mere, dont forget Mere.
Better than Newport (probably)
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:58, archived)
I fully reserve the right to forget Mere.
Actually I've never even heard of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:59, archived)
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to Mere.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:16, archived)
what the fuck has newport got to do with any of this?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:00, archived)
Newport ...
Is simply a shit version of cardiff, but people from cardiff still find it dangerously foreign and a bit exciting.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:16, archived)
I like the way you're naming various places and calling them shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:22, archived)
i like the way he clearly has no idea what he's talking about too,
the idea that people from cardiff find newport anything other than like a slightly retarded little brother is quite something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)
He's well and truly made a laughing stock of you and your country.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
imma have to move now!
this is a disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)
Oh man, now do Scotland!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
Offal, Alcohol and Heroin!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)
really?
what the fuck do you think you're banging on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:27, archived)
weird, there were ducks swimming about right next to where i bought the duck burger

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:59, archived)
they must have been leopards in disguise

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:00, archived)
i mean, being as it was, and as i have previously stated,
the "International food festival" it is entirely possible that said duck burgers were not from Cardiff anyway, since I hear that there is a lot of other places other than Cardiff.
anyway, I took a photo of the board that caught my eye
www.flickr.com/photos/77838383@N00/5921779497/in/photostream
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:02, archived)
the phrase "duck hot dogs" makes my brain itch

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:03, archived)
pure class isnt it!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:04, archived)
we had Kangaroo burgers the other week,
that's good stuff that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:05, archived)
it is like a rump steak but meatier and bloodier and just damn sexy,
well i had kangaroo steak anyway, i imagine the burgers to be the same but more burgery.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)
yeah and the sausages,
which were more sausagey.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:07, archived)