Sad times :(

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:23, archived)

nah, manly scars innit
along with the big red mark on the bridge of my nose, because I was being a poof and wearing googles.

Why do northerners spell it puff?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:26, archived)

As I'm often mistaken for a Cockernee
I have no idea.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:32, archived)

Not just northerners.
I seem to recall the Monty Python lads spelling it that way.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:33, archived)

Chicks dig scars.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:35, archived)

Wouldn't that make them bleed?

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:36, archived)

and graves.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:48, archived)

and massive testicles
there's nothing women like more than a couple of snooker balls in a bulging sack of elbow skin
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:45, archived)

Why do southerners spell it poof?

( Zuowan, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:39, archived)

Because they aren't as toof as northerners.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:42, archived)

because in a Southern accent, "poof" and "puff" don't sound the same.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:16, archived)

because in a Northern accent "poof" and "puff" sound the same.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:15, archived)