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Where the fuck have all the day people gone?

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:09, archived)
Up yer cavernous arse.

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:14, archived)
Gay.

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:15, archived)
I've gone to my ma's house.
Drinking tea and eating cake. Bejaysis etc.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:17, archived)
This sounds to me like Sunday win!
I'm on call out until 4pm so can't do much :(
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:18, archived)
I was in the garage, using power tools
and I've got chemical burns on my arms now
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:21, archived)
Sad times :(

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:23, archived)
nah, manly scars innit
along with the big red mark on the bridge of my nose, because I was being a poof and wearing googles.

Why do northerners spell it puff?
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:26, archived)
As I'm often mistaken for a Cockernee
I have no idea.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:32, archived)
Not just northerners.
I seem to recall the Monty Python lads spelling it that way.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:33, archived)
Chicks dig scars.

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:35, archived)
Wouldn't that make them bleed?

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:36, archived)
and graves.

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:48, archived)
and massive testicles
there's nothing women like more than a couple of snooker balls in a bulging sack of elbow skin
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:45, archived)
Why do southerners spell it poof?

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:39, archived)
Because they aren't as toof as northerners.

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:42, archived)
because in a Southern accent, "poof" and "puff" don't sound the same.

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:16, archived)
because in a Northern accent "poof" and "puff" sound the same.

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:15, archived)
I'm away to watch this "Dynamo: Magician Impossible".
The adverts make it look good. We'll see.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:21, archived)
i'm aiming for the didin't post much section of the stats board

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:22, archived)
That's where I live.

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:33, archived)
you'll have to make some space on the sofa for me
i promise not to get frisky
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:34, archived)
There's a pretty nice section further down, the 'didn't post at all' section.

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:42, archived)
charming.

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:51, archived)
i can never work out if you are the official wombat or another wombat

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:53, archived)
the one that is a massive cockend is the official one

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:57, archived)
i'll note that down

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:59, archived)
mono's bumhole

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:34, archived)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14178051
ooh, is it Becca? She's 43 you know, wiki says so
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:37, archived)
It is.

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:37, archived)
oops, yes it is, sad times

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:38, archived)
Hoorj!

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:44, archived)
Singing in the rain

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:51, archived)
i just got fucking soaked to the pants at a fete, wet times

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:52, archived)
been cleaning, washing and ironing.
Then I did some college work.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:56, archived)
I find it relaxing making up pics with bits of cut up pictures too.

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:42, archived)
*chuckles*

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:57, archived)
Sorry was in the pub having fish and chips and a pint
I'm back now
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:04, archived)
That's given me an idea.

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:10, archived)
Sex with a chimp?

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:14, archived)
Something like that.

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)
poor fish :(((((

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:16, archived)
It was like the acodalypse

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:18, archived)
i dont eat fish

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)
That's fair enough
I don't eat mushrooms
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:26, archived)
i fail to see how killing a living creature and eating a fungi is considered fair by you, i doubt i want to know how you justify this

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:29, archived)
I don't have morals
I'm from Yorkshire
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:36, archived)
i was correct, i didn't want to know

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:49, archived)

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(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:14, archived)
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(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:15, archived)
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(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:19, archived)
IT'S BALDMONKEY!
HELLO BALDMONKEY
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:57, archived)

hi vlad
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
IT'S MONGY
ALRIGHT MONGY?
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)
yeah man, going out in a bit, might get some foood

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:51, archived)
Give me a bloody chance, I have only just woken up!

(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:41, archived)
just got back in,
I kind of fell asleep in the Meadows a bit.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:09, archived)
They've all been arrested
for conspiring to perverse the course of internet comedy
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:24, archived)
!
That's me excited.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 16:01, archived)