Does anyone have any stupid quotes from their friends about the riots?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:49, archived)

What riots?

( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)

Good one, any more?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)

( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)

one from a friend of a friend of mine:
'n dont call on our army whn they in the middle of tryin 2 take over the middle east for oil..they r also busy people!! haha sit bk n watch the real england!! this is hw we do.. n if u want the riot 2 stop thn u just one of thm government clones!! we need to let them no who really incharge of this countryyyy'
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)

Outstanding.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)

*head in hands*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)

Wow.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)

i've read it a few times now and i genuinely can't decipher it.
is the british army being in 'the middle east' (i presume she means afghanistan?!)good? or bad? do we need them here? or not? the clones! the clones! let those in tracksuits rule this glorious nation!
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)

you know what this is actually a little bit frightening

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)

it's, it's, a brainwrong blitz!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)

And the chav at the back said 'everyone attack' and it turned into a brainwrong blitz!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)

pffft.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)

This deserves about a million more clickies.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:05, archived)

Reading that hurt.
And it makes me want to launch a counter riot.
( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)

She sounds hot, is she single?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)

I went to your flat with all my stuff
I couldn't find the key so I had to walk home again :'(
( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)

They should get the army in and shoot the lot!x
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7272779
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)

MW isn't my friend on Facebook as far as I'm aware

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)

One of your facebook friends is MW, but we're not telling you which one.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)

Yeah I said he was didn't I, sorry about that.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)

See, I agree.
Maybe shooting them dead would be taking things too far, but a least a shot to the foot or a few rubber bullets to the face.
( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)

As scary as it sounds, who's to say it won't come to that?
If the rioting continues they're going to have to stop it somehow. Scary times.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)

They're not going to bring the army in.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)

Police have guns.
So do some civilians.
( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)

you sound sure, the police aren't having a lot of luck
Just sayin' like. Peace.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)

there will be some sort of coup of the army start shooting at civilians

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:05, archived)

of course there would
I say we should call Spiderman then.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)

Mike's right, they're not going to bring the army in.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)

well THAT's a relief

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:08, archived)

It sends a pretty powerful message and probably not the right one.
Anyway they've more than doubled their numbers for tonight. Hopefully sanity will prevail and it will dissipate.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:08, archived)

yeah, I hope so
Just for the record, I don't believe sending in the army is the answer. Merely a discussion point.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)

Sending in the army at the wrong time would only make things worse and then they WOULD have to shoot people
/opinion
( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:14, archived)

n e way they in the middle of tryin 2 take over the middle east for oil..they r also busy people!! haha

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)

TRUDAT!
DEY SHUD STAY IN IRAQ OR WOTEVA
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)

haha.
let thm see who incharge this countryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....!!1!!ELEVEN
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:18, archived)

I'm keeping my opinions to myself until I here what gluey has to say about this.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)

"apparently a masked superhero double act were spotted on the streets of London last night
" ......Blackman and robbin.......PMSL"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:25, archived)

Apparently they've looted everything from a camping store too.
Blacks?

Yes, some.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:30, archived)