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Right, I'm a metaller, I like horrible noise make by church-burning Norwegians
but I can't stop listening to this, and I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
You're on the turn.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:30, archived)
In fact I'm going off to listen to some 2 Live Crew just to get my sexuality back on track having viewed thirty seconds of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:31, archived)
It's frightening, isn't it
I watch it without even thinking about her tufty sideways fanny that looks like a negro Edd the Duck
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:32, archived)
I think 30 seconds makes it irreversible
*managed a minute*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:32, archived)
Thirty seconds may have done irreparable damage.
You'll be buying scented candles and throw rugs if you're not careful.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)
Oh God, I've just rearranged the luving room cushions without being asked.
And been complimented on how well I've done it.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)
Yeah, and you're typoing like a queer now too.
Living -> luving -> luvvy.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
I'm catching Gonzoid Internet Sindrome :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:47, archived)
GAYzoid Internet Sindrome, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
:(((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
Also, where's the tail end of the archive gone?
Have you used up all the available profile space?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)
Has it fallen off again?
I'll have to do some trimming.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
That was fine until the audio kicked in.
Fucking hell Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:31, archived)
Reminds me of when I got addicted to this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Dg3QMfWgQ
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:34, archived)
is it a massive throbbing cock?
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(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)
It's not my cock, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)

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(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:40, archived)
I realise that I haven't explicitly said BETWEEN THESE TWO LINES
ahh well... we're all in good company
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:43, archived)
Penis envy.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
I remember them
That's what got me into Asobi Seksu
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
could be worse grrry,
could be this. Which I have watched loads of times.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:35, archived)
Yeah, I've watched this loads of times too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLRE6c6ntrg
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
You're a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
Happy Wanking

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
I can't see that without signing in.
And, luckily, I don't have a youtube account.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)
If John Entwistle had watched hentai when he was a kid that's what he'd have turned out like

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
arf!

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)
Black metal, sure, I bet your bedroom walls are covered with Girls' Generation posters.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ
(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)
"Which one's your favourite one?"
"Oh, the brunette, definitey."
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)
Shocking racism.

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:13, archived)
No wonder all Japanese men are paedos

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
Real hardcore fags like me
are more into Bear Force One:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)
Hang on just a tick.
You'll happily use the word fag, but if someone calls you a poof you'll flounce off?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)
yeah, arse-bandits haven't reclaimed the word "poof" yet, so the uphill gardeners can't use it as ironic self-deprecation
which is why all these benders get their knickers in a twist if you call them a poof, because that's what fudge packers are famous for.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)
Silly screaming over sensitive marys.
The filthy turd-burglar's probably got me on ignore anyway.

EDIT: I just spazzed back to the flouncey post, and it turns out he's apparently straight, so the use of 'fag' here is homophobic, which is what he flounces about in the first place. DELICIOUS HYPOCRISY.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)
Get a room.

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)
More terrible homophobic slurs.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:34, archived)
Yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you.

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:37, archived)
Whoa, I think we're going to need a safeword here.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:38, archived)
Fag's a common insult
directed towards straight people acting "gay", and anyway, I was directing it towards myself with full knowledge of you lot trying to make me look stupid in the past. I doubt you'll see this, makes it all the more delicious somehow. You're all a bunch of cunts who have gotten so self-referential you'll make up common enemies for the sake of holding together in a b3tan zenophobic community, under the guise of logic, with all the best wordy patinas of intelligence. Get over yourselves.

I haven't got anyone on ignore.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)
Gaz me again
see if I reply
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 23:26, archived)
because it's laden with illuminati mind-control imagery, encouraging you to accept a death-cult fascist state, I am surprised you missed this grrrmachine

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
I bet one of the youtube comments says pretty much this.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:40, archived)
this is good stuff,
a bit like Capsule
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)