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totally going to give some of my blood to save lives tonight
weak people who need some of my muscular blood
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
If no one takes it, can I have it?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
i suppose if you get yourself hospitalised in portsmouth, you'll get it

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
Oh man, what if baldmonkey gets it?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)
He'll grow long flowing locks of hair

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
he'll gain the strength of ten men
washing machines all over the county will be torn to pieces
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)
*crosses fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
YES.
Top drawer behaviour here.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
I'd give blood but it tunrs out my blood is made of ragu

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
Do they suddenly grow mighty beards once they've been given your blood?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)
it's possible
probably only in the event of chin injuries though
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
chinjuries

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)
Aw man
I was just gonna put that :(

*kicks floor*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)
Careful you don't swing your foot too hard and kick your chin, shortarse.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)
Got to be careful she doesn't just kick the floor and break her leg
Doesn't have a great track record with hurting inanimate objects
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
I LIKE THIS.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
too slow, chicken marengo

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
Great now I'm going to have to watch that tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)