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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)

haha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)

That's what I was thinking of!
Get out of my head!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)

I 'ATE YOU BUTLER!!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)

I've got a paltry 5 hour 30 min shift this evening
Guess amongst yourselves how many times I have to say "Get your feet off the seats". The prize is a ride on the luuuuurve train, baby. By which I mean I'll tell you about half eleven tonight.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)

forty three and a half

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:16, archived)

I got told to take my feet of the seat.
I put them back on after he had gone.
( jenpots, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)

You fascist cunt
We have cameras on all the trains we use now, recording all the other acts of criminal damage perpetrated by scum like you.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)

wo'.....evaaarrr!

( jenpots, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)

i do this.
*rebellious fives*
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)

Do that on my train, young lady, and you get a gobshite like me loudly expounding the virtues of good manners and common decency
So that everyone else can hear what a hideous barbarian you are, and what an arse I get paid to be.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)

i'll just roll my eyes and turn my music up.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)

You are totally in breach of the conditions of carriage!
Send in the hounds!

Anyway, fuck off, I'm away to make people cry.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)

do you have to use the toilets in the carriages or do you have a secret guard loo?
just curious
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)

I wee in a paper cup and wang it out of the window

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)

thank you *notes down*

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)

it
wee in a paper cup and put my
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)

MAN EATER!

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)