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What the FUCK is a punt anyway. Is it like a gondola?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)
yes, only for cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
you can piss right off,
Punts are excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)
+ for ripping off gullible tourists

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
this sounds like a Blue Peter Appeal
Punts for Cunts.

If you can collect all your old Krug corks and send them in, we'll put them in our boozalizer and try to hit our jackpot!
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)
So what the funking hell is it pigster?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:38, archived)
long flat boat,
propelled with a long wood or metal stick. The stick is pushed in to the ground beside the boat, then you push away on it, pull it out of the ground, and repeat so you are moving lazily down the river. everyone else sits in the boat and drinks.

gondola's you paddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
no you don't. you punt them.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)
what gondolas?
I have never been on a gondola, but from what i can see there is a paddle like movement involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)
ok. i take that back. it is similar though.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:42, archived)
are you being unnecessarily obtuse today grumpy janet?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:46, archived)
LET'S NOT FALL OUT OVER THE CORRECT METHOD OF PROPELLING LONG FLAT BOATS, PIGSY.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)
BUT GONDOLAS ARE LONGER ON ONE SIDE THAN THE OTHER
SO THE METHOD OF STEERING IS VERY DIFFERENT.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:54, archived)
The hat, stripy vest and wopness is what makes a gondola.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:56, archived)
don't forget the bit about cornettos

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:57, archived)
THE MAN PUNTED BAXTER

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:51, archived)
in communist russia
gondolas paddle you.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)
So the answer is, not much.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:48, archived)
Isn't it what they used to use as money in the Ireland?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)
No wonder their economy is fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
Using boats as currency? It's a fresh kind of madness!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
It's the old Irish currency, called so to rhyme with "Bank Manager".

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)