all the best grandads are.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)

My Nan said she wouldn't try Lapsang Souchong because it was from China

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:48, archived)

Hang on we've done this before haven't we?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:50, archived)

Yes, I believe we have
She once commented (in front of friends and family) that there was a "big nigger" on tv once. That one was fun.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:53, archived)

I heard an old lady say she thought the darkie on X Factor was good.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:54, archived)

They do have extraordinary singing voices, don't they?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)

Black is the colour of the devil's waistcoat, according to grandpa-mmps.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:00, archived)

haha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)

My Nan always lets us know if someone she met was a darkie
And that they were very nice
( Theoban What of it, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:53, archived)

She also doesn't like people with Downs Syndrome (or Mongles, as she calls them)
because one grabbed her arm once
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:54, archived)

my ex-father in law didn't mind darkies as it 'isn't their fault, and they can't half dance, though'.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:58, archived)

Good old grandad...turning a negative into a positive

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:03, archived)

In my old colliery band the conducter would let us know if we were playing out of time
By telling us to 'feel the rhythm, like de black man'
( Theoban What of it, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)

were you all blacked up with coal dust too?
and going around saying 'where am dat wartymelon'
( spesh., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)

Thatcher took our watermelons off us

( Theoban What of it, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)

That's because they're inadequate protection when working in a mine

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:15, archived)

ELF 'N' SAFETY GONE MAD!

( spesh., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)

An enormous part of my Nan's family are black gypsies,
yet she dislikes both blacks and gypsies.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:01, archived)

It should be a question of the week one week.
"He was swearing like a black" - my Grandad.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:08, archived)

My Grandad calls them 'Cherry Blossom Paddies'

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)

oh god yes. racist grandparents.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)

How many of them do you think would just use it as an excuse to post something incredibly racist?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)

all of them. that's the beauty of it.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:23, archived)

'calling them pakis was good enough for my granddad why isn't it ok that I do it'
'bloody nignogs making us change the rules'
( Theoban What of it, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)

My favourite one is...
"Why can't we call them Pakis? They're FROM Pakistan!"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:25, archived)

Oh Sammi :(

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:26, archived)

No-one has ever taken offence when I say I'm going down the chinkies.
I'd like to see sammi back on here, so I can call her a cunt once more.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:28, archived)

'Brits' must be racist too

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)

oh, don't start this, you terrible troll.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)