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Once a cunt, always a cunt I say.
(and to which, some of you probably agree that it's me... MIKE!)

But when was the last time you changed your opinion on someone/something and it had a major positive outcome on your life?

Or, were the footy scores pleasing to you yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 11:27, archived)
Poor mike.
Taking a beatdown from Az the Spaz.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 11:41, archived)
Hey, I'm doing no such thing.
I'm trying to be, and I quote "fucking lovely from now on"
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)
Who are you quoting there?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
i think it is mark twain

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
Me, from half 10 this morning.
My housemate burnt our bacon past edible so I called him a cunt. Then apologise and said "I'll try to be fucking lovely from now on"
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
have you tried not getting so worked up about food?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)
Have you tried shutting the fu,..
I mean, erm. Good point, I'm taking it on board.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
maybe you should stay on board

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:32, archived)
CHEESE BOARD THAT IS

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
Goblin, I've got 'till midnight tonight to get my willy wet so I can say I pulled at the age of 27.
You got a clue on what I should do?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:26, archived)
get a whore gonz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
Or you could help him out.
You're both in London, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)
i don't know any whores in north london, south of the river i can sort

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)
What sort of dosh are they? I think it's a bit like getting a cheap meat street food or tattoo, that you want to pay a cirtain amount just to make sure you don't end up in the clinic or whittington.
You know what I mean, the kind of places where they have a 'exit fee'. I don't mind some estate tower girl who's in it 'cus they like the job, but I don't want anyone forced into it. No smack or crack heads either, don't mind if they're an EDL council estate. Don't think I can afford a kensington lot, they maybe in the bar at the Savoy or Rits, but like fuck could I afford a room there. Might be able to swing by a room at St Pancreas, it'll save me a fiver getting into work tomo so that's a bit of a discount for me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
just find a brothel gonz, do the lot for 80 notes, loads round here

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)
There used to be one right down the road, only knew about it when they shut down, sad times.
I really wish they would relax or regulate the industry, it could do so much good for people.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
yeah, get a nice hot bubble bath with a sexy chick, get a rub down, then chuck your muck in her hole that you choose, it is a win situation alround

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)
here are gonz
www.punternet.com


www.londonbody2body.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
well that is me sorted between 430 and 7, i'll see you lot later, got to go shave

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
Pay weekend, innit?
Lovely, have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
i heard webclam had done loads of reviews on punternet

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
I never realised prostitution was legal in Germany until a few weeks ago.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)
sure

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:54, archived)
Should step to him really.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
I'd also like to point out that it's always someone else who brings up your breakdown.
Apart from just now like.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
Do you think we'll get another breakdown out of him?
I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
It wasn't a breakdown.
It was a joke I took too far. I thought I was being hilariously funny and thought people were finding it funny too (as in laughing with me, not at) and playing along. Until I read it back and realised I made myself out to be a MASSIVE cunt. Therefore, I'm semi-proud to be on THE LIST.

There was more to it in other threads than the one in THE LIST, but that''s pretty much the gist of things and the only bit people need read.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)
i only click porn links

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
Bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:11, archived)
any fancies for the melbourne cup?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
I'm not interested in shitty handicaps in low-quality southern-hemisphere jurisdictions.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)
steady neptune you are turning into acidcreapy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
Sorry mongy.
I just like high quality racing.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:58, archived)
this is the most monumental backtracking i ever saw

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
and i aint even seen said threads in which you breakdown,
i can just tell from your response here today that it was at least partially real.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
*cries into his chips*

(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
Nah, you just a flouncing spastic, homes.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)
lol I mean
Sorry, my account got hacked.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
It didn't though, did it?
You're just a flouncing spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
When did they change the QOTW to include you in it?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
you are in the credits now, i'll have to get a new account so i can troll qftw, just reading what those wankers type it seems that part of the forum needs my help to destroy it
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
I've abandoned it this week, it's all gone to shit.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
i wont really bother myself, i cant stand any of the fucking cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
I do feel like having both Ring of Fire and ringofyre upset with me should get me some kind of Xbox-style achievement though.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
you should get a ps3

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:48, archived)
Got 36 of them.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
As far as I know it was like that from the start.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:27, archived)
can i have one of your comedy accounts to troll with please?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
lol i ent got n e

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:48, archived)
fuck it then, you are all cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
Yeah, it was.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
So why wasn't Legless getting all upset with you too?
You're much worse than Janet.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)
You're assuming he read any further than her username.
He probably still doesn't know what the question is.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:45, archived)
Sorted.
b3ta.com/questions/racistgrandparents/post1411235
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
Aww, cheers man.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
charlton are going great

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
I have no objections to this news.
I'd quite like them back in the prem.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)
i hope they block off the prem before charlton get back in

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
i hope you are succesful in your next suicide attempt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
that's not very nice!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
I love you bebz, don't listen to the nasty people!
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(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
blimey, i can't seem to put a foot right around here these days

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
hey its ok we all know your going through a rough patch at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
forever alone :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
you are never alone when you are on b3ta,
fluff and tea and kittens mongy, we're all in it together!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)
that is why this is such a great forum, we all care for each other

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
stay strong hun

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
WHEN YOU HEAR THE AIR ATTACK WARNING YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MUST TAKE COVER

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:32, archived)
I used to really dislike black people until one became my slave.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)