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Poor mike.
Taking a beatdown from Az the Spaz.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 11:41,
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Hey, I'm doing no such thing.
I'm trying to be, and I quote "fucking lovely from now on"
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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 11:45,
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Who are you quoting there?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 11:57,
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i think it is mark twain
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mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 11:58,
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Me, from half 10 this morning.
My housemate burnt our bacon past edible so I called him a cunt. Then apologise and said "I'll try to be fucking lovely from now on"
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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:06,
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have you tried not getting so worked up about food?
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mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:09,
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Have you tried shutting the fu,..
I mean, erm. Good point, I'm taking it on board.
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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:15,
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maybe you should stay on board
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:32,
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CHEESE BOARD THAT IS
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magnum, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:04,
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Goblin, I've got 'till midnight tonight to get my willy wet so I can say I pulled at the age of 27.
You got a clue on what I should do?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:26,
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get a whore gonz
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mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:28,
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Or you could help him out.
You're both in London, right?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:43,
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i don't know any whores in north london, south of the river i can sort
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mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:47,
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What sort of dosh are they? I think it's a bit like getting a cheap meat street food or tattoo, that you want to pay a cirtain amount just to make sure you don't end up in the clinic or whittington.
You know what I mean, the kind of places where they have a 'exit fee'. I don't mind some estate tower girl who's in it 'cus they like the job, but I don't want anyone forced into it. No smack or crack heads either, don't mind if they're an EDL council estate. Don't think I can afford a kensington lot, they maybe in the bar at the Savoy or Rits, but like fuck could I afford a room there. Might be able to swing by a room at St Pancreas, it'll save me a fiver getting into work tomo so that's a bit of a discount for me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:53,
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just find a brothel gonz, do the lot for 80 notes, loads round here
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mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:58,
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There used to be one right down the road, only knew about it when they shut down, sad times.
I really wish they would relax or regulate the industry, it could do so much good for people.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:10,
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yeah, get a nice hot bubble bath with a sexy chick, get a rub down, then chuck your muck in her hole that you choose, it is a win situation alround
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mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:13,
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here are gonz
www.punternet.comwww.londonbody2body.co.uk
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mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:23,
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well that is me sorted between 430 and 7, i'll see you lot later, got to go shave
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mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:28,
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Pay weekend, innit?
Lovely, have fun.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:39,
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i heard webclam had done loads of reviews on punternet
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:04,
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I never realised prostitution was legal in Germany until a few weeks ago.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:27,
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sure
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Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:54,
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Should step to him really.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:48,
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I'd also like to point out that it's always someone else who brings up your breakdown.
Apart from just now like.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:49,
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Do you think we'll get another breakdown out of him?
I hope so.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:59,
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It wasn't a breakdown.
It was a joke I took too far. I thought I was being hilariously funny and thought people were finding it funny too (as in laughing with me, not at) and playing along. Until I read it back and realised I made myself out to be a MASSIVE cunt. Therefore, I'm semi-proud to be on THE LIST.
There was more to it in other threads than the one in THE LIST, but that''s pretty much the gist of things and the only bit people need read.
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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:07,
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i only click porn links
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mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:08,
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Bollocks.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:11,
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any fancies for the melbourne cup?
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mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:12,
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I'm not interested in shitty handicaps in low-quality southern-hemisphere jurisdictions.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:25,
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steady neptune you are turning into acidcreapy
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mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:55,
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Sorry mongy.
I just like high quality racing.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:58,
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this is the most monumental backtracking i ever saw
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:12,
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and i aint even seen said threads in which you breakdown,
i can just tell from your response here today that it was at least partially real.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:13,
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*cries into his chips*
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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:23,
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Nah, you just a flouncing spastic, homes.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:24,
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lol I mean
Sorry, my account got hacked.
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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:27,
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It didn't though, did it?
You're just a flouncing spastic.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:39,
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When did they change the QOTW to include you in it?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:40,
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Eh?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:47,
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you are in the credits now, i'll have to get a new account so i can troll qftw, just reading what those wankers type it seems that part of the forum needs my help to destroy it
cheers
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mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:28,
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I've abandoned it this week, it's all gone to shit.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:35,
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i wont really bother myself, i cant stand any of the fucking cunts
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mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:40,
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I do feel like having both Ring of Fire and ringofyre upset with me should get me some kind of Xbox-style achievement though.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:41,
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you should get a ps3
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mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:48,
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Got 36 of them.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:35,
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As far as I know it was like that from the start.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:27,
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can i have one of your comedy accounts to troll with please?
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mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:29,
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lol i ent got n e
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:48,
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fuck it then, you are all cunts
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mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:49,
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Yeah, it was.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:35,
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So why wasn't Legless getting all upset with you too?
You're much worse than Janet.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:42,
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You're assuming he read any further than her username.
He probably still doesn't know what the question is.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:45,
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Sorted.
b3ta.com/questions/racistgrandparents/post1411235
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:52,
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Aww, cheers man.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:34,
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