Hey, I'm doing no such thing.
I'm trying to be, and I quote "fucking lovely from now on"
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)

Who are you quoting there?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)

i think it is mark twain

( mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)

Me, from half 10 this morning.
My housemate burnt our bacon past edible so I called him a cunt. Then apologise and said "I'll try to be fucking lovely from now on"
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)

have you tried not getting so worked up about food?

( mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)

Have you tried shutting the fu,..
I mean, erm. Good point, I'm taking it on board.
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)

maybe you should stay on board

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 12:32, archived)

CHEESE BOARD THAT IS

( magnum, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)

Goblin, I've got 'till midnight tonight to get my willy wet so I can say I pulled at the age of 27.
You got a clue on what I should do?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:26, archived)

get a whore gonz

( mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)

Or you could help him out.
You're both in London, right?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)

i don't know any whores in north london, south of the river i can sort

( mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)

What sort of dosh are they? I think it's a bit like getting a cheap meat street food or tattoo, that you want to pay a cirtain amount just to make sure you don't end up in the clinic or whittington.
You know what I mean, the kind of places where they have a 'exit fee'. I don't mind some estate tower girl who's in it 'cus they like the job, but I don't want anyone forced into it. No smack or crack heads either, don't mind if they're an EDL council estate. Don't think I can afford a kensington lot, they maybe in the bar at the Savoy or Rits, but like fuck could I afford a room there. Might be able to swing by a room at St Pancreas, it'll save me a fiver getting into work tomo so that's a bit of a discount for me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)

just find a brothel gonz, do the lot for 80 notes, loads round here

( mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)

There used to be one right down the road, only knew about it when they shut down, sad times.
I really wish they would relax or regulate the industry, it could do so much good for people.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)

yeah, get a nice hot bubble bath with a sexy chick, get a rub down, then chuck your muck in her hole that you choose, it is a win situation alround

( mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)

here are gonz
www.punternet.com


www.londonbody2body.co.uk
( mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)

well that is me sorted between 430 and 7, i'll see you lot later, got to go shave

( mongychops, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)

Pay weekend, innit?
Lovely, have fun.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)

i heard webclam had done loads of reviews on punternet

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)

I never realised prostitution was legal in Germany until a few weeks ago.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)

sure

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:54, archived)