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Starship Troopers has to be the ulimate awesome AND shit film

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:08, archived)
a mate of mine
to this day maintains it's the greatest film ever made. Personally I think Evil Dead 3 was better.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:09, archived)
It has breasts
I don't see where you think this is film is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:13, archived)
I liked the bit with the breasts.
This is because I like breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:22, archived)
Breasts are just a rad pink bit surrounded by some mushy bits

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:24, archived)
But they're awesome pink bits surrounded by some mushy bits

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:50, archived)
neither of you have ever seen a real boob, have you?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:11, archived)
Of course I have.
They're kinda round with a hole in them for oxygen and they change size depending on the girl's mood
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:20, archived)
Fine, you describe them then

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:20, archived)
warm mounds of awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:33, archived)
You've never seen a real boob, have you?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:37, archived)
People keep telling me I'm a tit.
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:42, archived)
if i want to see boobs, theo, i just look down my top.
i'm lucky like that.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)
If I want to see boobs then I just look down your top too

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)
dad?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)
Son?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:52, archived)
MONO!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)

I just look down my top pull up my trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:07, archived)
whut?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:08, archived)
they're like bags of sand

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:00, archived)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
IT'S FROM A FILM

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)
IS IT REALLY?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:48, archived)
Janet has reacted to this description with disdain and sarcasm

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:06, archived)
to be honest, theo, that's how i react to pretty much everything.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)
I still haven't recovered from wot you said about me willy
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)
It's not shit.
Just several shades of awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:14, archived)