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SIT YOUR $5 ASS DOWN BEFORE I MAKE CHANGE

(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:39, archived)
Cool.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:44, archived)
Someone said this on a PC Gamer comment board
without any apparent irony. It seemed like the ultimate futile internet gesture.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:46, archived)
I'm not sure what that means.
But it sounds ok.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:48, archived)
that shit is TOTALLY CASH
sorry, good morning Mono :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:49, archived)
Morning.
Areet?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:58, archived)
not too bad
my job is quiet at the mo, but I'm also job hunting. Your bad self?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:07, archived)
Exactly the same, you're not sitting in the same room as me are you?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:14, archived)
*hides behind sofa*
I don't know what you're talking about

*sharpens knife*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:23, archived)
There's no sofa here.
Maybe not then.
*Checks under desk*
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:24, archived)
*perches on windowledge, swinging legs and watching*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:34, archived)
Hello.
Cheered up yet?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:44, archived)
on the basis that my manager is in a meeting and my colleague has stopped discussing whether i am more likely to wear two pairs of pants or go commando,
yes
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:50, archived)
Binky's flying with double wadding today?
I would never have guessed
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)
Painters must be in.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:01, archived)
To redecorate the office?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:02, archived)

+ri f
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:05, archived)
red podka dots every wherere

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:09, archived)
NO i have one pair as per normal.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:42, archived)
I wear five pairs on tough days
When I need the extra insulation
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:45, archived)
sometimes if i have a shortish tunic thing on i'll pop a pair of MY BOYFS pants on top of MINE to protect myself from flashing anything risque
also, if i am really cold i will wear them like clingy shorts under my trousers
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:52, archived)
I lied I really just wear one set of pants
NOW I HAVE TRICKED YOU INTO TALKING ABOUT UNDIES hahaha I am the best
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:57, archived)
you pop his pants on top of him? your boss?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:57, archived)
No, binky's got a cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:02, archived)
that's quite the assertion there, noit.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:03, archived)
It's quite a cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)
ONLY THREE HENS ACTUALLY

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:05, archived)
In your pants? With your massive penis?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)
I would be fired if I said anything like that in my office.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:20, archived)
Is Binky your boss?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:26, archived)
I'd let her tell me what to do.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:33, archived)
Hey like that film
Films are good except when they are not
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:47, archived)
Which is your favorite not good film?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:48, archived)
My personal favourite
www.imdb.com/title/tt0305396/
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:51, archived)
I can watch Chronicles of Riddick over and over
It's objectively terrible but man I do quite like it
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:51, archived)
I think that's a deeply underated film
I'm more than willing to forgive it's inherent cheesiness because it had some ambition.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:53, archived)
It was basically 'let's make Dune, right, but with Vin Diesel hitting people'
10/10 would watch again
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:55, archived)
you were right theo.
we're just not meant to be.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)
Best keep it casual then

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:10, archived)
does this mean trainers are allowed?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:11, archived)
No, just swimming instructors

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:21, archived)
I like it.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:59, archived)
VIN HAS NEVER MADE A BAD FILM

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:59, archived)
He was the robot in Iron Giant. I don't know if that's within your remit though.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:01, archived)
it needed more dinosaurs, but i'll stick with vin

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:02, archived)
I ain't seen the Pacifier so I dunno if that's good quality entertainment

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:04, archived)
Don't bother.
It's probably an ok film if you're 12
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:07, archived)
I can say the same about "Kung Pow"
When my brother and I rented it we thought it was shit. Then realised we were constantly quoting it. So we watched it again and loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:00, archived)
Chosen One!
I'm coming!

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:29, archived)
THASSA LOTTA NUTS.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:46, archived)
I'm a birdy too

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
i've never seen it

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)
They take a Hong Kong martial arts movie, superimpose Steve Oedekerk into it and redub the whole thing.
It's very very silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)
Starship Troopers has to be the ulimate awesome AND shit film

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:08, archived)
a mate of mine
to this day maintains it's the greatest film ever made. Personally I think Evil Dead 3 was better.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:09, archived)
It has breasts
I don't see where you think this is film is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:13, archived)
I liked the bit with the breasts.
This is because I like breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:22, archived)
Breasts are just a rad pink bit surrounded by some mushy bits

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:24, archived)
But they're awesome pink bits surrounded by some mushy bits

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:50, archived)
neither of you have ever seen a real boob, have you?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:11, archived)
Of course I have.
They're kinda round with a hole in them for oxygen and they change size depending on the girl's mood
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:20, archived)
Fine, you describe them then

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:20, archived)
warm mounds of awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:33, archived)
You've never seen a real boob, have you?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:37, archived)
People keep telling me I'm a tit.
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:42, archived)
if i want to see boobs, theo, i just look down my top.
i'm lucky like that.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)
If I want to see boobs then I just look down your top too

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)
dad?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)
Son?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:52, archived)
MONO!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)

I just look down my top pull up my trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:07, archived)
whut?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:08, archived)
they're like bags of sand

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:00, archived)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
IT'S FROM A FILM

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)
IS IT REALLY?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:48, archived)
Janet has reacted to this description with disdain and sarcasm

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:06, archived)
to be honest, theo, that's how i react to pretty much everything.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)
I still haven't recovered from wot you said about me willy
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)
It's not shit.
Just several shades of awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:14, archived)
that sounds cheap for an ass, mind you i have no idea what the current global price of asses might be, i'm not really a commodities trader i just found these bond options

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:02, archived)
OK, OK
$3 PER ASS. YOU BUY!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:08, archived)
I'm playing cards with a woman called Derlene
this is possibly the ugliest name I have ever heard
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:05, archived)
are you posting this from your trouser pocket?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)