We've spiked your cocoa with amphetemines and caffeine.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:34, archived)

I don't know who either of you are.

( MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:37, archived)

what's even happening here?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:45, archived)

I just don't know anymore janet.
*bursts into tears*
( MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:51, archived)

WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING IN MY HOUSE?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:53, archived)

*waves from under the stairs*

( MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:54, archived)

I'm the one who creeps into your room and watches you sleeping.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:58, archived)

No one does that.

( MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:07, archived)

I do.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:09, archived)

I am merely a /board inhabitant who travels the other boards.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:03, archived)

And?

( MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:07, archived)

No, tha's it.
I'm as dull as ditchwater, me.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:15, archived)

Isn't the phase
"dull as dishwater"?
( MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:43, archived)

perhaps this is a farming variation.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:44, archived)

It is, but the point is still made
Someone once said to me that something was a "shit in the dark". She of course meant "shot", but the point was still there.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)

No.
Where's my article you turd.
( MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)

One of these days sunshine....one of these days

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:23, archived)