When I was growing up the neighbours had a full length mirror across from the bog
So if you had a shit you'd just stare at yourself.

I reckon they're in prison now
( Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:31, archived)

I'd never get off the toilet.
My erection would prevent me.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:33, archived)

It was probably that one way glass stuff you get in police interrogation rooms
And somewhere is an archive of videos of a young theobans pooping.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:35, archived)

I only used the toilet once and I were too freaked out to use it ever again
It ain't right piggo, it ain't right
( Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:35, archived)

Sometimes, for a change of scenery, when on the loo I sit facing the cistern

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:37, archived)

I sometimes go side saddle
Even though I know men should do nothing side saddle
( Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:39, archived)

but what if I don't want to show my petticoats?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:47, archived)