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hey

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
'sup?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4kb__QIunY
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)
Sweet baby Jesus it's like having a carebear slow-hump your head
*pupils dilate*
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvW_2YyAiUc
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
i want to see your opinions on various musics, just be honest what you think

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)
Sounds like the backing track to a cheese-induced nightmare

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
ok good now this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvgVsxaqYgA
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
Don't like it :(

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:42, archived)
cool its good to be honest
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_W7ydnPtB4
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
Terrible reactions are happening in my fart cavity.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
i'm not interested in what you think about it,
we're trying to get a detailed analysis of what sort of cunt frisbee is
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
Sorry. My position on cuntfrisbee is well known but for the sake of the current debate let me reiterate.
Cuntfrisbee. He's not called cuntfrisbee for no reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:58, archived)
i know but i wanna find all the reasons in detail

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
And you feel that my views on various pieces of music will assist you in this?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
absolutely i do

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
I'm game for this

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)
i'll be using different photographs on another day,
and then poems perhaps another day, anyway you get the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
It's a bit intense for my tastes.

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:00, archived)
k good
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY2GmYE_piE
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
If I posted some of the music I listened to lately, will that help?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
no that's not the point of the exercise at all

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
Oh
Not even a little Grateful Dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
no cheers that has no relevance to this

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
...Vengaboys?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)
hey yeh how are you

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)
dunno, i base my whole well being on the views of other people

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
i bet you're swell!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
i'm feeling that now, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)
hey that's cool i bet you stay feeling great all day!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)
are you a wizard?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
i am if you believe

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
i'll never stop beliving in you, even tho you owe me money for the damage you have caused me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)
you feel shit now

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:55, archived)
you are spot on again :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:00, archived)
you'll gradually feel better and better all evening culminating in an ejaculation

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
i doubt it, my missus is away this weekend, she is into 50's music so has gone to some swingers weekend, i do love her so i miss her when she is away

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
dude she's fucking loads of other guys

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
oh lol, is it let us pick on mongy night? you guys

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
oh sorry didnt realise you were one of those guys who didnt like their missus fucking loads of strangers all the time,
guess you should probs get a new missus
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
does this mean we have to cancel the bash with mongy's missus?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
i think it means the opposite

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
Hey.
There was a couple outside with their car stuck in the snow a minute ago and I totally just went out and shovelled it out for them.

Unfortunately the bloke did not instruct his missus to perform oral sex on me in return.

Last time I ever try to help someone.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
the snow came and went bro

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)
No, it's still snowing here. I'm sure there will be plenty of other people who need my help and they'd better make damned sure they give me sexual favours in return.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
mate i dunno it was sunny yesterday now it snowed a bit today but its gone now guess its sunny tomorrow too i dunno fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
Maybe it's stopped snowing in whichever shit bit of the country you're in but here it's not showing any sign of stopping.
PS Don't tell me to fuck off, I've got a shovel and I'm not afraid to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
why would i even care about your stupid weather prick

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:42, archived)
Right, that's it. I warned you.
You'd better hope you don't get stuck in any snow because there's no way I'm shovelling you out.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:45, archived)
aint no snow here i keep telling you you stupid fag

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:48, archived)
There will be, and when you get stuck in it I'm going to come along with my shovel and stand and laugh at you and then bury you inside a giant laughing snowman.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
i have never needed shovelling out of the snow in my life why would it suddenly happen now?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:55, archived)
Because you're totally unprepared.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:56, archived)
yeh that is because i don't need to be

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
Which is exactly the attitude which will result in your snowy demise.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
but however much snow there is, i won't need diggin out bro let it go

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:00, archived)
You'd better hope not because you won't get digging out because you were rude to me.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:01, archived)
yeh but i will never need digging out so its fine

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)
You just keep telling yourself that.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
It was snowing in Keighley and Colne earlier, but not in between.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
Let me know if you need any digging out dude.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
groo

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
alright ssg
www.sheknows.com/ca/entertainment/articles/948149/michael-fassbender-gets-carried-out-of-party
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
never heard of him

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:22, archived)
no worries

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
neither have i is it some cool kids thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)
he probably played a superhero, like tintin or something

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
oh man superhero movies yeh bril

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
It's totally just done another snow outside.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
the rain is ruining all the lovely snow here I hope you die in a snow fire :(

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)
I can send you some of our snow if you like. We've got way too much.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)
don't worry about keeping it cold when packing it
I can just stock it back in the freezer briefly on arrival
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
Just looked outside and there's probably too much snow for me to get to the postbox. You're going to have to come and collect it.
Or I could try emailing it to you as an attachment.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
I can't be bothered to look outside
but uksnowmap.com/ isn't loading so I don't know if it's snowing or not
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)
oh Michael fish how low you've fallen

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
Try Google Street View

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
It's daytime

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
Hmm, according to Street View it's Kirstenbosch National Botanical Garden outside. I must have just imagined all the snow.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)