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my homemade napkin roses got laughed at this morning :(
and i have received zero cards.

although there was a surprise banana on my desk, from a mystery donor.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)
Surprise banana
The tastiest of all the bananas
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)
I haven't given Mrs Eddache a card
I gave her presents (wine, snacks & voucher for massage at nearby beauty place) and took her out for a nice meal on Saturday as Tuesday is a rubbish day for Valentines.
also I'm going out with my mates tonight but it's ok because she gave me permission under the thumb etc

To be fair, she hasn't gotten me a card or present.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
I am supposed to be getting a present but she just forgot to pick it up before now.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
oh, THAT old chestnut.
she's leaving you, edd. sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
Would you like a solicitor?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)
do you know any?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
I don't, sorry
OLOLOLLLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
ah hahaha...

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
I can't see myself ever going out with a girl who gives two shits about Valentine's Day.



Go on, strikethrough merchants, have your fun...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)

strikethrough merchants Mrs Robinson
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)

gives two
about Valentine's Day.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)
I knew I could rely on you, Richard.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)
I got a card and two chocolates. We tend to ignore valentines day since our anniversary is next week and I'm not made of money.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:09, archived)
anniversary whut are you MARRIED

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
maybe he had a donor card

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)
YOU ALL IGNORED MY HOMEMADE ROSES EFFORT
screw you guys too :(
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
except for janet.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)
well you had to go and trump it with a story about a banana.
everyone loves bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)
WHO LAUGHED AT YOUR NAPKIN ROSES?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
the man i gave them to :(
he also questioned the number, as if 7 isn't a perfect number. apparently he "expected a dozen" :(((
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)
that's just rude.
i hope you punched him in the balls.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)
no,
i made him a cup of tea and delivered it to him in bed then went out to work so he could get up 4 hours later and go to the Milky Way Adventure Park for fun and adventures.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)