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Hi Rob, I did good in court today
Can I have a pat on the back/head for not regressing and flinging faeces across the courtroom?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)
I was serious,
I want to come and sit in the public gallery some day and watch you lawyer. You know,where I work, and have the oppurtunity to see me in action. It's only fair I am allowed to do the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)
Yeah sure why not
I'll be in Manchester County court, every friday afternoon. Feel free to say hi from the gallery or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)
Is this like that time I told you where i workrd but it was a lie,
Or are you genuinely in Manchester?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)
Oh shit, were you really lying?
Awkward :/
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
I don't even know where Bishops Stortford is,
Or even if there is a Kings Arms there. Sorry frisbee.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
Well shit, you completely fooled me
and here I was blah blah honesty blah bored now
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
It's a shame we fight like this.
I reckon we'd be great mates really.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)
are you in the little booths in walls rubbing seductively against the glass at passersby in the streets?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)
I'd let you watch me work, Windy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)

or an
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)
that's what he does for a living

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
Not far off the truth

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)
pokey bum wank?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)
I call it Pokey Bott Wank
but the result is the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)
It's still a 35 year old man with his thumb up his arse, hunched over, humping his fist like there's no tomorrow
Either way, it's very upsetting.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)
thumb?
Cor! Do you use lube or just use the greasy sweat that builds up in the little pocket between your balls and thighs?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
It's all me baby
Quick wipe of my vinegary gooch and I'm ready to go!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
I'd like to make an official complaint about Frisbee.
He's bullying me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)
he couldn't bully his way out of a bag made of mewling toddlers

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)
you're an awful mod.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
for assuming you can hold your own against a dogsport-playing manchild?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:04, archived)
true,
I reckon I'll be ok. Although its not a sport.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
I didn't even know if he was trying, sorry about that :(

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
you're making very little sense frisbee.
But that's ok, I reckon I'm going to be nice to you from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
This is something I want to believe.

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
SUCKER!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
Windy I'd let you come and see me but the public aren't allowed in our office
Soz Windles
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
not even a webcam live feed of your desk?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)
We just got a new policy update 'photos and filming in the office'
Cos of the TOP SECRET work that I do that's dead important
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
corporate pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
Cos someone posted pictures of our French office ON THE LINE earlier and it got leaked and now it's everywhere and oh god oh god security is down, they're inside the fence
Quick get out, they're coming
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)