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i'd love to participate but i'm off to a meeting
THE MODS ARE ASLEEP, etc
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:26, archived)
Post scat porn
Www.veronica-Moser.com
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
but does it count as vegetarian?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:26, archived)
well, i'm pretty sure there's sweetcorn in there somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)
GAY

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
There once was a beared great shit
Who's modding was a load of old dick.
His face was all cornish
His cock was all hornish
And he'd poke it wherever it fit.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:30, archived)
This is shit. You've clearly written the first line and then any old crap that rhymes.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
Except it doesn't.
You stupid ball bagfat
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:33, archived)
Half rhymes.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)
Busta rhymes

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)
A man I know called mono
Thinks all half rhymes sound hollow.
I'll say it again:
He doesn't like them.
They fill him right up with sorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:43, archived)
Prince Busta

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
*skanks*
prince william
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
Just William?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:02, archived)
There once was a giant from Fratton
More curmudgeonly than General Patton
He had a big beard
That made him look weird
Something about putting a hat on
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:35, archived)
There once was a ballbag of fat
Who, wearing nought but a hat,
Splashed out a bit
In the orchestra pit
Then ran off on his legs de la cat.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
He had a terrible habit
Where something he liked, we would nab it
How this story ends
Is he'd steal from his friends
Even his wife's Rampant Rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:45, archived)
I don't like it when, in a poem,
Sentences are mixed up so they go in.
Instead of "I sat on the cat"
It's "On the cat, I sat".
It stops the whole poem from flowing.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:48, archived)
Your critique of my syntax is sound
All my words ARE the wrong way around
So grab all your letters
See if YOU can do better
You probably won't, I'll be bound
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)
I can write a limerick better
That a vagina getting wetter and wetter
I'll not write the first line
I think of that rhymes
I promise, and what's more I like feta.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)

* I do not like feta
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)
POST JEREMIES
www.fredericknewspost.com/sections/promos/homeTownHeroes/userPhotos/l_jeremy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)

www.viva.org.uk/celebs/jeremy_interview.html
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)
ugh I opened a website about vegetarians
ugh ugh ugh I feel soiled
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)
haHA.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
chemical fertiliser free soiled I hope

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)
Have a lolwaki Jeremy
www.comedycv.co.uk/jeremymiles/index.html

Christ, his CV reminds me of Fr*z
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)
Anyone who thinks one of them t-shirts that looks like a dinner jacket is suitable to wear is never going to achieve anything in life

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:33, archived)
"Jeremy tweaks the nipple of conventionality and gives familiarity a wedgy."
Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:35, archived)