in pubs, lack of jukeboxes, serving tea and coffee, and not having a crusty roll but a full menu
i could keep on about the decline in pubs, but most of you cunts dont even know what a pub is, let alone what they once were
( mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:44, archived)

There's one opened near us that has no music, TV or anything. Just chairs and local booze. They've got a sign on the door saying "WE DO NOT SERVE LAGER"
I quite like it.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:50, archived)

that is because you are some sort of 23 year old bellend that grew up looking at shit forums like this and still meet with the older oddballs, no offence

( mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:52, archived)

None taken, that's quite an accurate review.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:54, archived)

the internet and mobile phones have much to answer for
flap wouldn't be happy
( mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:01, archived)

I tried de-teching once, it was really fun but then I had to do work which meant going on the internet
I might give it another go now I'm a jobless.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:03, archived)

being old i only use bits of it, i cant imagine what constant facebook and twitter updates are like all the time, but yet still not going out and having fun all the time
go see the muppets noit, nobody will care, and if you care, fuck it, have a few beers, you wont care anymore, pro tip
( mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:07, archived)

I will do, cheers mongy

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:08, archived)

it's your birthday man, go for it, hit the boozer, go to the lunchtime showing, then hit the boozer repeat as required

( mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:10, archived)

Earliest showing is 3pm, might have a lunchtime pint.
Not sure I'd want a pub lunch though, might see if there's any good pizza places.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:12, archived)

just start later, and why are you doing foood? no need, do pub cinema, worry about foood later

( mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)

Been a lightweight recently, not been drinking much, need something to soak the booze up.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:18, archived)

does this shit pub not sell crisps?
someone help me out here, bitch slap noit pls
( mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:21, archived)

Crisps? What's WRONG with you mongy?
Pork scratchings or GTFO.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:36, archived)

it's always nice when you get a piece with MUM tatooed on it

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:16, archived)

^ GLUED EEL

( vladimir, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:17, archived)

As if pigs can read anyway, lol

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:35, archived)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:59, archived)

Well, one of them can.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:31, archived)

Haha, "older oddballs", next call him 'a big silly, you'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:01, archived)

hey, let us not TRY and cause offence
flap wouldn't like that
( mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:05, archived)

I reckongise the name but I reckon that was from the days when I was back on 4rthur and not this place, 'cus I can't quite remember him
It's a testiment to batgirl's chastity that this place hasn't been shut down yet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)

oh gonz, if i say 'this duck, this fuck' would you recognise the bringer of flap

( mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:19, archived)

Nah', doesn't ring a bell I'm afraid.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:23, archived)

ALthough you've just reminded me of the Hyraki incident.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:23, archived)

dude these are ssg's spiel

( mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:42, archived)

If only he was about these days at the same time I was. Terrible Circamstances.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:17, archived)

he has left

( mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:35, archived)

True story? =/

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:50, archived)

I don't mourn the loss of jukeboxes
there's always some old bloke who puts on some really depressing music, and when I put the Prodigy on the landlord skipped the track
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:54, archived)

last juke box i used I put on Ace of Spades
Jukebox Usage Sub Thread Time
( magnum, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:57, archived)

the first 20 seconds of Charly :o(
cunt landlord wouldn't even give me my 20p back
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:03, archived)

i made a ring tone of that years ago, you can have it if you want, i can upload it

( mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:08, archived)

ooh yes please :)

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:12, archived)

i've forgotten my password to b3mused
and now it wont let me do fuck all
( mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:42, archived)

shit i just remembered, i got barred for asking for my 50p back when sylvia of the yacht wouldn't turn the jukebox up one dead afternoon, in the fucking pool bit of the public bar
beauty of it was she was giving up the pub 4 days later, before that she was glad of the money me and my mates shoved in her tills
( mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:15, archived)

I don't why they bother having them if they're going to get the arse about it
Still it's good to have pubs where you can argue with the landlord about stuff like that, instead of generic Wetherspoons staff
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:20, archived)

new duty manager in my local is called Duke, nice bloke, about 40, took him a bit to bed in but he is sound now

( mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:23, archived)

good times
The landy of my old work local is called Al - decent bloke if you are on his good side, absolute headcase if not.
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:28, archived)

the only pub i know in bexleyheath that still has a jukebox is 'the kings arms'
it is a shithole tho, have metal bands on during the week, never been
( mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:04, archived)