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Apple products in Pubs?
What's the most cuntish change to normal life you can think of?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:35, archived)
The company that makes PANZERCHAIR not naming it PANZERCHAIR.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:36, archived)
in pubs, lack of jukeboxes, serving tea and coffee, and not having a crusty roll but a full menu
i could keep on about the decline in pubs, but most of you cunts dont even know what a pub is, let alone what they once were
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:44, archived)
There's one opened near us that has no music, TV or anything. Just chairs and local booze. They've got a sign on the door saying "WE DO NOT SERVE LAGER"
I quite like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:50, archived)
that is because you are some sort of 23 year old bellend that grew up looking at shit forums like this and still meet with the older oddballs, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:52, archived)
None taken, that's quite an accurate review.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:54, archived)
the internet and mobile phones have much to answer for
flap wouldn't be happy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:01, archived)
I tried de-teching once, it was really fun but then I had to do work which meant going on the internet
I might give it another go now I'm a jobless.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:03, archived)
being old i only use bits of it, i cant imagine what constant facebook and twitter updates are like all the time, but yet still not going out and having fun all the time
go see the muppets noit, nobody will care, and if you care, fuck it, have a few beers, you wont care anymore, pro tip
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:07, archived)
I will do, cheers mongy

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:08, archived)
it's your birthday man, go for it, hit the boozer, go to the lunchtime showing, then hit the boozer repeat as required

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:10, archived)
Earliest showing is 3pm, might have a lunchtime pint.
Not sure I'd want a pub lunch though, might see if there's any good pizza places.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:12, archived)
just start later, and why are you doing foood? no need, do pub cinema, worry about foood later

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
Been a lightweight recently, not been drinking much, need something to soak the booze up.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:18, archived)
does this shit pub not sell crisps?
someone help me out here, bitch slap noit pls
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:21, archived)
Crisps? What's WRONG with you mongy?
Pork scratchings or GTFO.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:36, archived)
it's always nice when you get a piece with MUM tatooed on it

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:16, archived)
^ GLUED EEL

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:17, archived)
As if pigs can read anyway, lol

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:35, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:59, archived)
Well, one of them can.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:31, archived)
Haha, "older oddballs", next call him 'a big silly, you'.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:01, archived)
hey, let us not TRY and cause offence
flap wouldn't like that
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:05, archived)
I reckongise the name but I reckon that was from the days when I was back on 4rthur and not this place, 'cus I can't quite remember him
It's a testiment to batgirl's chastity that this place hasn't been shut down yet.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
oh gonz, if i say 'this duck, this fuck' would you recognise the bringer of flap

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:19, archived)
Nah', doesn't ring a bell I'm afraid.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:23, archived)
ALthough you've just reminded me of the Hyraki incident.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:23, archived)
dude these are ssg's spiel

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:42, archived)
If only he was about these days at the same time I was. Terrible Circamstances.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:17, archived)
he has left

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:35, archived)
True story? =/

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:50, archived)
I don't mourn the loss of jukeboxes
there's always some old bloke who puts on some really depressing music, and when I put the Prodigy on the landlord skipped the track
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:54, archived)
last juke box i used I put on Ace of Spades
Jukebox Usage Sub Thread Time
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:57, archived)
the first 20 seconds of Charly :o(
cunt landlord wouldn't even give me my 20p back
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:03, archived)
i made a ring tone of that years ago, you can have it if you want, i can upload it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:08, archived)
ooh yes please :)

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:12, archived)
i've forgotten my password to b3mused
and now it wont let me do fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:42, archived)
shit i just remembered, i got barred for asking for my 50p back when sylvia of the yacht wouldn't turn the jukebox up one dead afternoon, in the fucking pool bit of the public bar
beauty of it was she was giving up the pub 4 days later, before that she was glad of the money me and my mates shoved in her tills
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:15, archived)
I don't why they bother having them if they're going to get the arse about it
Still it's good to have pubs where you can argue with the landlord about stuff like that, instead of generic Wetherspoons staff
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:20, archived)
new duty manager in my local is called Duke, nice bloke, about 40, took him a bit to bed in but he is sound now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:23, archived)
good times
The landy of my old work local is called Al - decent bloke if you are on his good side, absolute headcase if not.
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:28, archived)
the only pub i know in bexleyheath that still has a jukebox is 'the kings arms'
it is a shithole tho, have metal bands on during the week, never been
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:04, archived)
man, I can't imagine normal life could get any cuntier than it already is

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:50, archived)
I mean, I get emails from david cameron telling me how great everything's going
he has a couple of phones on the desk to indicate something, I'm not sure what
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:51, archived)
hold on, you ok vlad ??? i'm proper worried now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:51, archived)
oh mongy, it's only knowing you have whipped yourself into a lather of anxiety that keeps me going, yours ever, v

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:52, archived)
but are you ok ? i wont sleep much tonight

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:54, archived)
I'm a-OK mongy, don't you go missing out on vital sleeptime, I may not sleep myself now, as I will be worrying that you are worrying and not sleeping, fucking hell this is a crisis in the making

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:09, archived)

www.b3mused.com/audios/535/alright.html
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:46, archived)
:)))))
I've favourited this, high praise indeed
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:21, archived)
Pretend I sampled a bit of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYEo5tLeglI
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:29, archived)
lovely, if i could i'd do it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:38, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r0pISqCDRw
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:42, archived)
:(
The correct response was www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxodGkgnIa8
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:46, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_l4a_aOm3M
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:59, archived)
Soz on this now
soundcloud.com/steve-mills-303/steve-mills-live-acid-techno
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:09, archived)
I don't want no textually transmitted malicious add-on, cheers
can you whistle it and make an ms paint cartoon of all the different faces you pull instead?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:17, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:18, archived)
I see nothing so far, fucking useless :((((

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:40, archived)
is the top picture one to add to the forum regulars list?
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2111989/Jamie-Oliver-hits-reporter-weight-questions.html
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:56, archived)
Yeah Vlady, you're right.
We should TOTALLY write to the company that makes PANZERCHAIR pointing out that "Action Trackchair" is a GAY name and they should change it to "PANZERCHAIR" right THE FUCK now.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:09, archived)
alright stuj

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:33, archived)
alright vlady
you?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:35, archived)
I was trying to make a panzerchair saying sieg wheels, but it didn't work out, but still, never mind, because
www.b3mused.com/audios/535/alright.html
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:38, archived)
Everything is the same as normal but all the roadsigns have typos.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:55, archived)
nah,
You've just accidentally stumbled in to Wales.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:58, archived)
Tidy

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:03, archived)
What the fuck are happy eggs?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:57, archived)
Eggs that are happy.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:58, archived)
right,
Excellent, that's that cleared up then.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:01, archived)
Like love eggs that aren't ready to commit to a relationship right now?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:59, archived)
eggs from chickens that are given antidepressants, and ecstasy

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
gender reassignment surgery

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:01, archived)
i'm also fairly sure its a bar
Rather than a pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:02, archived)
cunts dont seem to know what a pub is, place is fucked up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
worlds changing mongy,
And it looks like the cunts are winning.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:19, archived)
they tried all this before, the only difference now is the food, when there is no more trees to cut down to rear cattle the tables will turn

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:40, archived)
I only go to pubs with good dessert menus and a television at every table

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:19, archived)
I can't think of a funny reply to this, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:41, archived)
I'm not fond of cider either.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:49, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:59, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:10, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:22, archived)