I was at the train station last night, on the platform waiting for my train and there were 3 very attractive girls smiling at me from another train.
By coincidence, I had my wedding ring hand in my pocket, so I probably looked young, free and single and they probably fantasised doing naughty things with me.
Moments like that don't come often to a married man, so I'm allowed to bask in this moment.
I'm very happily married, but it's nice to know I still got it, whatever it is.

Sorry, what was the question?
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:38, archived)

I'd give you one.

( MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:40, archived)

one what?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:43, archived)

one pound fifty to go buy me a bag of sweeties.

( MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:48, archived)

What sweeties do you want?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:50, archived)

Tangfastics please.
Or at least some fizzy cola bottles.
( MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:58, archived)

Any back-ups in case they haven't got any?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:00, archived)

Flying Saucers

( MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:44, archived)

they were smiling because your hair was all sticking up and you looked like you'd just woken up on a bench

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:53, archived)

the washed-up and stranded look is very in right now

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:57, archived)

Is it train station?
I always prefer the term Railway Station.

Also, your flys were undone, and your little Water-Dragon was poking out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:55, archived)

Comparing it to other things
It's a bus station not a road station.
but yes.
( MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:59, archived)

I'd have said Bus Depot.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:37, archived)

But pronounce it 'dee-poh'

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)

Of course it was poking out
I'd have difficulty wanking on the platform otherwise
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:02, archived)

They were just celebrating international downs syndrome day.
poor ed, his handshake could crush a walnut :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:01, archived)

I thought the windows were moist from arousal induced condensation
not saliva
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:04, archived)

as a lady with eyes
you are quite dashing, Ed.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:26, archived)

and as a man with eyes
Thanks!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)

As a man with thighs
I'd very much like you to sit on my lap
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)

They were looking at their reflections Edd
I'm so sorry
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:43, archived)

Or was I looking at my own?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)

Cor
Red hot Edd on Edd action!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)