I'm having a conversation at work where the other person is using my first name and surname alternately
When talking to me. It's pissing me off. What shall I do?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)

change your name.

( MONO!, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)

fuck off

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)

hello mr off

( spesh., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)

Knock their scalding hot coffee all over their lap.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)

It's an email conversation unfortunately
Next time I see her I'll throw coffee at her
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)

Send the spillage as an attachment

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)

i'm trying to imagine this scenario but i'm afraid i can't remember your name

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)