It took me a few attempts to wake up this morjning
But I'm at work, bright eyed and shiney bearded, hooray. I'm expecting a package delivery of 20 500ml empty beer bottles today, but fuck knows how I'll get them cos I'm at work. CARE ABOUT MY ISSUES
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:57, archived)

I'd be more worried about the fuzz, Mr Moonshine
I'll set the law on yer!
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:02, archived)

It's not distilled so it's legal
I thought you were a legal worker? You know nothing, I ain't coming to you lot for advice
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:03, archived)

I see you're trying to disinstruct your de facto legal advisor
Have you ever considered making a will?
*reaches into suit pocket menacingly*
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)

Why would I want a will?
It's not like I own owt
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:22, archived)

that's not true
you own 20 empty bottles!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:22, archived)

Ain't took collection yet
I own two gallons of pre-mead too
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:23, archived)

Haha...pre-mead

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:25, archived)

Technically it's a Must at the moment
I've been reading man, READING
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:28, archived)

Cool
You know, I don't believe I've ever had mead. Is it like anything else I may have had?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:32, archived)

I dunno, the last mead I had was 11 years ago and I was already drunk
This is my first attempt, I'll let you know in a couple of weeks.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:33, archived)

Sweet
*watches this space*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:34, archived)

I just Wiki'd it
That has the potential to be fucking incredible. Next time I'm out I'm going to try to buy some of this wonderful thing.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)

Mine's not a straight up mead
It's either a melomel or a metheglin, it's got oranges in it, which would make it a melomel, but it's also got cinnamon in it, which pushes it into metheglin territory.

Christ that's dull, sorry.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:38, archived)

No, not at all
It looks dull written down, but I could talk about this sort of thing for hours. Maybe that makes us both dull. Oh, who cares.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:40, archived)

Here have a picture of them just when I'd put them in the plastic demijohns
a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/p480x480/419546_10150697985314400_690939399_10998728_1651952002_n.jpg

It's before I stuck more water in and they've settled a lot more since then and have finished fermenting, I just hope to GOD it don't taste bitter
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:42, archived)

Cool
Well good luck. I'm looking forward to hearing how it tastes.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:45, archived)

hearing how it tastes being interested enough so that you'll post me a free bottle.

Also: I want one too.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:00, archived)

I'd happily send them out if it tastes alright
Except it'll cost a bunch and I can't be arsed and I'll just drink them all, ta.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:34, archived)

BASH AT THEOBANS

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:14, archived)

I'm already putting the pickled onions on cocktail sticks

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:19, archived)

Last even I had didnt even have them
I'm worst host
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:25, archived)

how many colostomy bags did it take to fill one of those?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)

Hey cool that's the same joke that Janet did
You tit
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:34, archived)

I feel ill

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)

Oh wait
I've been thinking about making mead for a while, you can say that this has been pre-mead-itated
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:29, archived)

There is a village near me called Denmead
Which is Dutch for 'The Mead'

probably
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:02, archived)

Brewing your own beer?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:02, archived)

MEEEEAAAAAD

( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:03, archived)

Oh yes, of course

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:11, archived)

Screwing your own ear?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:03, archived)

booing your own cheer?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:08, archived)

ooooooooooooo.
But why empty?
Even if you have something to fill them with buying them pre filled is better because then there's more to drink.
( MONO!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:03, archived)

Yeah but that'd mean cleaning them too
And that's a hassle and I'm awfully lazy
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:03, archived)

and fat,
don't forget fat.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:04, archived)

I never do

( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:07, archived)

are you going to make labels for them?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:14, archived)

Set up, MEAD, Puke?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:19, archived)

I'm starting to suspect the reason for his meadventure is to be photographed at various stages of inebriation
Specifically for his live-action SBP series.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:21, archived)

That was what I was going to call it, yeah

( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:21, archived)

Calling someone fat here is a naughty-step'able offence now, please detract your statement.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:50, archived)

Seriously, I've never been so pissed of with you both. You can both get to fuck.

( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:19, archived)

I basicly typed it out for him.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)

you can just piss into a coke bottle when wow gets too intense you know

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:33, archived)

I don't play wow man, come on
It's all about Lord of the Rings Online now! I'M THE COOLEST
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)

I hope you've got some mead horns to drink it from

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:43, archived)

Aw man
TO THE LARP STORE
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:44, archived)

Only £18 for half pint ones

( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)

they could probably sell them for more as hobbity pints

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)

I'm already set for hobbity drinks
Got me stein and a tankard

Mind you the stein is hideous and I've not taken it out of its box yet
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)