HEY MONO I SAW A LITTLE EGRET YESTERDAY AND THIS EXCITING FIND TIPPED MY BLOG OVER 500 HITS.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:50, archived)

IMAGINE THAT.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:51, archived)

i used to get 500 hits a day on my blog.
imagine THAT.

also, it seems i'm going to be a douche all day again. soz.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:04, archived)

No wuz.
What was your blobg about?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:09, archived)

me.
ME ME ME ME ME.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:19, archived)

I call bullshit.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:23, archived)

s'all true. i was an internet legend for a bit.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:24, archived)

leg bell
a bit ever
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:28, archived)

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU. THE UGLY ONE.
GO TO GOOGLE. IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING YOU'D HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:53, archived)

Really?
Are you encouraging me to bully her?
Nah, she's alright, Janet is. She calls me fat, I call her fat, no one has an epi. It's all good.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:07, archived)

what? what? what?
i was saying you should go and have a look at google, you twat. it's some cool interactive thing to do with a moog-related anniversary
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:10, archived)

Soz. I completely misread the situation.
I thought you were telling me to google Janet's blog and then use it to bully the fuck out of her. I did think it was odd. I mean, I know you are a shit mod, but that did seem a bit much.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:14, archived)

well, a core tenet of goodmodmanship is being unnecessarily horrible to people, after all

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:18, archived)

I like dancing in the park

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:19, archived)

i dun that on telly once

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:32, archived)

Worst Bruce Springsteen song ever

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:45, archived)

in the nudey bums

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:02, archived)

THE MAYOR OF FAREHAM IS HERE
the mayor! of fareham!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:13, archived)

Holy shit
Quick, put the doilies out
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:14, archived)

i had to make myself scarce because of my shabby appearance

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:16, archived)

It's probably for the best
I mean...you look like a 3D model of the Turin Shroud
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:17, archived)

pffft.
good one, hatso.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:32, archived)

I had no idea they'd invented their own one.
I thought they were part of Portsmouth.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:16, archived)

why have they not called him the Mayorum of Fareham?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:21, archived)

was it called ' oh noes i haz internets cansor againz'

( mongychops, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)

yes*
*no
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)

Morning BM
I'm depressed today, cheer me up please thanks/
( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:24, archived)

you have me on ignore, don't you?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)

Does he?
MONO IS A CUNT.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:26, archived)

MONO IS A BORING FAT GOUTY CUNT.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:27, archived)

he doesn't seem like the ignorey type, but hey, he could be one of your 27
MONO CAN'T DANCE AND IS DISRESPECTFUL TOWARD HIS MOTHER
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:49, archived)

Mine went down by one yesterday.
*prouds*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:08, archived)

She starts sucking cock before lunchtime?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:46, archived)

27 what now?
is that how many people have me on ignore? haha.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:33, archived)

Alright Mano,
I used your idea for the quiz last night, except i swapped out wolfmother for steve miller band- Joker. It was well received, thanks.
Also, how do you know how many people have us on ignore? where is it displayed? is it like a little ticker next to our names? I'd like a screenshot. also a signed photograph.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:36, archived)

I CAN'T RESPOND TO THIS AS I HAVE YOU ON IGNORE.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:39, archived)

how rude.
how are you smelly?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:40, archived)

because i never wash.
how are YOU smelly?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:42, archived)

you deliberately misunderstood my attempt at conversation.
you witch
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:45, archived)

It's sunny. And there is an egret on my blog.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:27, archived)

I read that a bog
as in toilet.
( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:28, archived)

If by 'egret' you mean 'growth'
and by 'blog' you mean 'testicle' :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:28, archived)

If thine ball offend thee, pluck it out.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:29, archived)

It is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one bollock
than having two bobby danglers to be cast into hell fire
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:33, archived)

Good morning.
It's not sunny here in the anus of North London. I didn't see an egret but I did see Boris Johnson on his morning run.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:38, archived)

I sat next to him on the tube the other week.
we're like twins or something, me and you.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:40, archived)

GOD THAT'S SO WEIRD.
I mean. God!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:41, archived)

I know, right?
right. you skin up, I'll put the kettle on and we can talk some more about this.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:43, archived)

Only losers use drugs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:46, archived)

I also saw a common tern.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:47, archived)

You saw a Butlins entertainer?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:48, archived)

Non, je ne egret rien

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:47, archived)