good MONO!
I'm not dead yet, woop!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:53, archived)

I've had an idea, mmmmmmmps.
Let's throw a street party in Adam's honour.
I'm not sure what it would involve, but once he sees we care he's sure to come back to us.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:59, archived)

foot-long subways and extreme frisbee.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:02, archived)

Giant frisbees covered in salad.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:04, archived)

fat-free dressing, mind.
we could have a stall where you get to sharpen pencils in honour of his career.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:05, archived)

A cup of tea lucky dip.
We fill an old bin with boiling water, dump 500 different teabags for different types of tea in it, and blindfolded kids get to dip their cupped hands in it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:09, archived)

do we put the milk in first?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:19, archived)

The correct way to make a cup of tea lucky dip bin is:
1. Give the bin a rinse with a hose. Bins should not be washed with soap. The bin should be allowed to accumulate "seasoning".
2. Add 500 different teabags.
3. Pour in 10 litres of milk.
4. Add one kilogram bag of sugar. Remove wrapper first.
5. Fill to brim with boiling, not hot, water.
6. Force the children to play.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:23, archived)

my cat has spotted a woodlouse on the patio and is going mental.
woodlice are ace, right?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:24, archived)

When I was a kid we used to call them 'Katies'
No fucking idea why
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)

this rings a vague bell with me.
right, off to see the nurse about my infected wound, laters!
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:26, archived)

Bysie bye!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:27, archived)

i just googled it to see if there was a reason
instead i found this amazing thing
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:05, archived)

Oh lovely
She just can't catch a break, can she?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:12, archived)

i blame quinten and his mean joke about her and her son

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:19, archived)

Oh my, you're right
Well when she finally kills herself we'll know who to blame
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:20, archived)

slaters, because that's what they say just before they curl up into a ball and stop speaking to you

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:06, archived)

we can have hotdogs and burgers and dress up as cowboys

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:10, archived)

I need £90,000 for a firework display.
At the end it should make a picture of his face in the sky so bright it burns it into the retinas of babies.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:14, archived)

I reckon we should also hire popular group The Wanted.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:24, archived)

little mix or gtfo.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)

Nah. B*Witched

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:30, archived)

I love hotdogs.
Can I have one?
( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:26, archived)

I don't see why not.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:27, archived)

Thanks.

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:28, archived)