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what is it?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:26, archived)
I'm fucking waiting.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:32, archived)
what a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)

don't get bitchy just because your genital warts are sore today
(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:43, archived)
LOL!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:44, archived)
anyhoo
it's a page on Shell oil's website where you get to make a lovely advert (unmoderated) that is instantly available for the world to see. So turn your wretched black heart that way
(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
fuck that
NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:48, archived)
should i post this now or wait
www.b3tards.com/u/57cc9a3be7d0f074d018/loll2.gif
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
Now's as good a time as any.
I've bought a fishing wagon thing. It's got a built in maggot sack that I'm going to stick the kids in.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:00, archived)
did you get a carp porter?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:02, archived)
Yeah.
I've bought one of those fishing vest gilet things with load of pockets as well. Unrelated. The delivery man must have thought I was a right cunt.

No offence like.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:06, archived)
yeah most carpers dont wear vests
grey tracksuits innit, white trainer
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
The gilet thing is for a Big Lebowski party.
I'm going as Walter.

No wonder the delivery man thought I was a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:10, archived)
if you load the barrow bag with heavy stuff like ... oh i dunno, booze, it helps balance the load, did you get a bungey spider? they are well handy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:09, archived)
I've got a home-made bungy spider.
Well ... I've got a load of bungies that are in a massive fucking knot that I'll never ever untangle. Same difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:10, archived)
the hooks may not fit on the square frame

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:13, archived)
TO THE SHOPS!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
oh man, that's so LOL you should totes post it.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)
(it's not a real shell website, it's a parody)

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:12, archived)
(this guy is a fucking idiot)

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
(there's a lot of wankers around Shambo, i know a lot of them)

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
(I wish they'd all fuck off back to wankerstan)

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:17, archived)