Also, I've heard that the phrase 'puckered love cake' is used in that 50 Shades book
Is this true?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:06, archived)

that's some seriously good writing, I might have to get this book.
is it about interior lighting options?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:09, archived)

I'm not sure
My sister's reading it at the moment, so I plan on asking her about it when I see her. I shall report my findings post haste.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:10, archived)

txt me plz, chrs m8

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:12, archived)

*skypes*
*apologises*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:16, archived)

Tracey had it on tuesday
i found loads of references to bondage, but no filth whatsoever, and i looked really bloody damn hard

1/10, try harder next time mr grey
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:12, archived)

so it's about adhesives?
not very sexy :(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:13, archived)

50 Shades of No More Nails is going to be the fourth book

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:21, archived)

50 shades of cuprinol, does exactly what it says on the cover.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:34, archived)

"Brad Pritt grasped the base, giving it a firm twist and the end slowly emerged.
And then he wiped it all over her face until she was covered in his white stickiness."
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:21, archived)

This is extremely brilliant
and no less silly than the actual book, it seems.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:25, archived)

Cave, not cake.
Cake wouldn't make any sense: horusporus.tumblr.com/post/25989097115/his-pointer-finger-circled-my-puckered-love-cave
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:16, archived)

Oh, I SEE!
Yes, 'love cave' is a much more sensible simile.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:21, archived)

the rest of that section makes the 'puckered love cave' bit sound quite pedestrian

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:22, archived)

I hope the rest of the book is as good as that

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:23, archived)