If he did that way round then he'd just trip the electric before he got in
And he'd just be sat weeping in a bath full of crumby water
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:59, archived)

I didn't know that
QUICK, THINK OF A WAY WE CAN TRICK HIM INTO KILLING HIMSELF
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:06, archived)

That Tony Scott was super wacki

( magnum, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:08, archived)

He should have blown himself up with Cillit Bang.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:10, archived)

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( Zuowan, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:58, archived)