so it turns out i'm the only one with the mad skillz to get here at the moment
you must all feel pretty stupid
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:09, archived)

oh boy, the look on your faces when you finally stumble in here
it's going to be a picture
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:09, archived)

i made it here.
:D
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:17, archived)

i never doubted you for a minute

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:24, archived)

whatevs
gay
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:18, archived)

jealous

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:25, archived)

I made it
*shakes brolly*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:23, archived)

we're obviously much better than the average forum user.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:26, archived)

Clearly
Good morning The Doveston. I hope this finds you well.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:27, archived)

it's pretty nasty out there
morning two hats, how're you?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:27, archived)

Yeah, alright
Your good self?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:28, archived)

aye, not so bad
aside from a toothache
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:36, archived)

Toothache's the worst
You could try drinking heavily?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:38, archived)

here at work?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:38, archived)

Sure, why not?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:39, archived)

i could irish up my tea, i suppose

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:39, archived)

Nice drop of Tetley and Jamesons'
It's good for what ails ya!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:45, archived)

I'm as stupid as

(Tivert, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:27, archived)

Me!
And i still remembered to use the IP address to get in.
(Tivert, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:28, archived)

So who do you suppose buys 007 cologne?
James Bond fans I suppose.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:30, archived)

007 cologne?
I'm still using "Come to me"
*Sniff sniff* well, it smells like come to me*

*old joke is very old
(Tivert, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:34, archived)

Oh man
I...don't know what to say
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:35, archived)

And yes, James Bond aftershave
Just saw an ad for it. If I had that in my bathroom cabinet, it's not something I'd want girls to see.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:36, archived)

no, i imagine it's for single men who think they're suave
AND it'll be a popular christmas present for dads.
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:37, archived)

Yeah
I might baffle my Dad by buying him a bottle for Chrimble.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:38, archived)

Read your description
and ran my finger around my suddenly tight collar.
(Tivert, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:40, archived)

dude, you totally broke b3ta

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:25, archived)

no way, it was that guy with his gba
he's to blame. get him!
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:27, archived)

I regret nothing

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:29, archived)

this is you
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:39, archived)

I like to dance, I'm not ashamed

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:43, archived)

game boy advanced was shit
stupid gay-me boy with stupid semi-colour screen, there was nothing wrong with the big chunky grey one
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:39, archived)

Looks like it :))))))

(#1, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:27, archived)

I just clicked on the link i always use.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:31, archived)

i wish there was a way to do that thing where you repeat back what someone said in a high-pitched, mocking voice, only using text
because that's what i'd be doing now
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:38, archived)

I just clicked on the link i always use. (!)
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:40, archived)

Me too

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:45, archived)

sorry i was just trying to convey the high-pitched sarcasm via text thing manolith mentioned

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:51, archived)

Ah, well that makes sense

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:52, archived)

it was a valiant effort

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:52, archived)

(!) is what they use on subtitles to convey sarcasm
i used italics in the hope of making it seem high-pitched

i'm sorry
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:54, archived)

no need to be sorry
you were the only one who tried
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:04, archived)

I could call you at work and shriek down the phone if you think it would help

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:06, archived)

i rather think it would

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:10, archived)

I've been in OT for ages, I thought I'd been ignored by everyone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:33, archived)

WORSE THAN NAKERS

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:39, archived)

YOUR ALL A GAY!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:35, archived)

UR TEH GAYIST!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:36, archived)

NO YOUN AR!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:37, archived)

why must you break everything we have :(

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:40, archived)

this is why mother never visits us anymore.
"that manolith, he stood on my bag and it went everywhere. poor mittens was covered"
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:43, archived)

i don't know my own strength

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:44, archived)

I AM NOT A WOOK!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:47, archived)

haha

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:50, archived)

I don't feel stupid at all,
in fact, i'm just disappointed that you feel the need to rub it in our faces. As a figure of authority, you really ought to be less of a dick at times like this.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:59, archived)

i think we both know how unlikely that is

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:04, archived)

Lad gets prosecuted for posting a 'joke' on Facebook, supposedly inspired by Sickipedia, gets reported in the newspaper
B3ta goes down for a while
Sickipedia also goes down
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:04, archived)

I'll be surprised if both Julian Assange and Alex Jones haven't commented on the situation.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:11, archived)

the welsh bird?

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:14, archived)

he is literally the worst mod

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:11, archived)

he is literally the worst mod (!)
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:16, archived)

indeed

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:23, archived)

Oh right I thought my mobile phone was broken

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:06, archived)