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hey you look great today

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:58, archived)
stay away from my wife

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:03, archived)
she looks shit your safe

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:09, archived)
its fine she's doing th movember thing

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:18, archived)
are you trying to tell us that she is your beard haha

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:20, archived)
no beards no goatees no fun pricks

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:21, archived)
*seal of approval*

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:22, archived)
I'm a mess but thanks anyway x

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:10, archived)
kind of gutted jack action hasnt invited me to his housewarming

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:10, archived)
That's right.

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:13, archived)
they have cut off my broadband, rip freeserve, i loved you

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:34, archived)
I got a new connection today
60mpbs, which apparently is good
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:36, archived)
u iz doin epathy wrung

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:49, archived)
Grrrmachine is a really radical cold hearted hero of the internet.
He doesn't understand your human emotions.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:59, archived)
pixels innit

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:48, archived)
You don't exist.

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:57, archived)
he'll still bring us presents though right?

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 23:34, archived)
thanks
it must be this hat
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:37, archived)

roffle
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:45, archived)
Why, thank you The LOVELY Gobbo.
I must say, you look VERY Dapper.*



* Dapper is a Valleys derogatory term for a resident of the Council Estate of Pen-Y-Waun, who are so poor that they all wear plimsols aka daps instead of shoes.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:51, archived)
i sometimes wonder what it would be like to live on the gurnos estate

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:56, archived)
Most of my relatives there reckon it ain't as bad as people make out.
I don't believe them though.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:59, archived)
i think it is very much as described

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:20, archived)
whether or not it is a bad place to live may be opinion
but a fact is that the life expectancy there is 58, which is less than iraq
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:22, archived)
oh no it looks like that fact is not a real fact omg maybe gurnos is alright

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:22, archived)
Nah Gobbo.
Gurnos is a worse shithole than Iraq any day.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:26, archived)
yeh probs

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:36, archived)
Only joking SSG.
You look VERY elegant and handsome.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:57, archived)

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spotify:track:1BqGZPqmj8zV5vDVMdUShE (Hamburger Train by Primus)
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:08, archived)