I've got wotsits and quavers and pistachios for the ponces.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:38, archived)

will there be a rock for opening stubborn pistachios?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:41, archived)

If their shell doesn't open it means they're still alive you monster

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:47, archived)

I think now I will need to get into my fur onesie and lie in the bath with rock and a bowl of pistachios

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:50, archived)

youve got home made parsnip crisps with fair trade paprika, you fuxking nancy

( mongychops, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:47, archived)

Vegetable "crisps" can fuck off.
They're never crisp and they're not fucking crisps. Crispless cunts.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:54, archived)

yeah only bacon crisps here, thank you

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:17, archived)

Yo mongy, I heard you like bitches and fish
so I put some fish on your bitches (NSFW)
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:10, archived)

some more stuff from your bezzy mates at reddit?
no, don't worry i get it, we're yesterday's news to you
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:13, archived)

I'll pop back tomorrow after work to see how you're all coping

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:31, archived)

i miss you
:'(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:36, archived)

I hope he never comes back

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:20, archived)

I'm going to down vote him

( magnum, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:24, archived)

Stop trying to hijack The Dove stones party, you

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:53, archived)