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that guy in derby who burned his house down with his kids inside is using the ol' "i hadn't washed in 12 weeks" defence
what's the longest amount of time that you've gone without a wash?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:35, archived)
12 weeks

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:38, archived)
"Not Guilty"
You're free to go
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:40, archived)
ok, which one of you lot is MR TRUCULENT?
www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/profile.shtml?userid=14357661
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:51, archived)
take IRIE

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:00, archived)
I'm not washing RIGHT NOW

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:39, archived)
Why would being a dirty stig make you burn down your house with your kids inside?
Heh, I haven't used or heard the word 'stig' since middle school.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:42, archived)
there used to be a stig on QOTW but he got all angry and racist and left

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:44, archived)
I heard he was a bit of a
BENT SPASTIC
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:48, archived)
We used to say 'steg'
but the principle is the same
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:55, archived)
is that because, when you were young, stegosauruses were still roaming about?
i ask merely for information
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:09, archived)
You wippersnapper
I know your Dad
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:11, archived)
Fuck off back to off topic

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:48, archived)
Everyone I work with is a fucking retard.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:49, archived)
I think you'd know if he worked with you

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:51, archived)
Theoban

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:53, archived)
I don't work with you either

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:59, archived)
oh :(

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:00, archived)
Four minutes

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:50, archived)
HAHA THIS ANSWER IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE AMOUNT OF TIME IS COMICALLY SHORT

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:51, archived)
you are the essence of all comedy

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:52, archived)
Do you know what the secret of comedy is?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:59, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7029657
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:59, archived)
nah, it's to say something really funny

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:00, archived)
Like what?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:06, archived)
i don't work well under pressure

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:09, archived)
rubber chickens

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:01, archived)
with a pulley in the middle?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:09, archived)
i should hope so

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:11, archived)
baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:02, archived)
Sshhh
His name's already been mentioned once this week. Once more and he'll return from the waki spirit world
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:11, archived)
Joe PAsqualke?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:07, archived)
You bent spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:08, archived)
children with downs syndrome and cancer

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:08, archived)
haha downs

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:09, archived)
Haha, I know, get it?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:10, archived)
no, haha

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:15, archived)