cheese is a kind of meat
a tasty, yellow beef
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:04, archived)

bellow yeef

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:13, archived)

mellow queef

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:20, archived)

You can put halloumi in a curry, that's how meaty it is

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:15, archived)

Cheese curry?
Well you're not sleeping in my bed
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:17, archived)

i made a curry with paneer before
it's alright but i prefer meat
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:25, archived)

Never tried that
Had a bean curd one once, had these sort of rubbery lumps in it, was alright
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:27, archived)

someone made me a curry with sprouts in, once
it was terrible
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:28, archived)

i've stuck asparagus, broccoli and carrots in a curry
but sprouts? that's too far, man
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:35, archived)

I nearly always have paneer in my curry
More food facts about me are available on request.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:39, archived)

what's your favourite pizza topping, eh?
we'll judge you extremely harshly
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:58, archived)

i had a cheeseless pizza at the weekend
it was actually really nice
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:00, archived)

I'm not sure that counts as pizza

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:02, archived)

was it some sort of vegan cheese they used instead?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:12, archived)

I tend to choose 'Vegetarian Pizza'
I also like to add pineapple to this.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:01, archived)

...this must be lies, surely
you're just trying to cause trouble
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:11, archived)

I like vegetarian pizza
but I tend to substitute the vegetables for pepperoni, spiced beef and ham.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:14, archived)

Making the dish your own - like it.
You should apply to Masterchef.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:00, archived)

On that basis I could put my penis in a curry.
Well, that's this evening's entertainment sorted then.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:47, archived)

Stilton Bolognese?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:17, archived)

no thanks

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:21, archived)

One of my most depressing moments in India was walking miles to a McDonalds in Mumbai for some proper food to find that they only sold paneer burgers

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:24, archived)

I milk it from my teat
I try to be discreet.
( LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:34, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7659943
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:38, archived)

Oh, y'know. Pretty average.
Apologies, didn't see that earlier.

How is being a single hatted two-hat working for you?
( LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:05, archived)

So far so good
I'm getting hungry. Wonder what's for dinner.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:13, archived)