today's news - children are stupid
www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-22730613
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:43, archived)

Yeah well, my parents watched TV that said that spaghetti grew on trees, the rot set in a long while ago

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:46, archived)

Just dropping this here
www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/4554/40322/IMG_0969.JPG
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:04, archived)

is that supermatt?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:13, archived)

Yep.
as is this
www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/4554/40322/271497184.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:14, archived)

In a way I feel guilty for laughing,
but he did actually choose to dress up like that and put the photos on the internet.
( Zuowan, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:13, archived)

oh. oh dear.
ah well, each to his own
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:17, archived)

Fucking hell!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:38, archived)

You just missed a Q&A session on /ot with the man himself

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:25, archived)

hold on a minute, there was a q&a?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:26, archived)

He's still there
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1981919
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:28, archived)

i see you've already asked him the paedo question

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:35, archived)

Anyone know who he's cosplaying as?

( magnum, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:42, archived)

what the fuck do they do all that time in the womb?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:49, archived)

picking up litter, eating Madame Bovary's cooking...

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:58, archived)

do dacia make good cars?
they are very cheap
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:15, archived)

A brand new Dacia should be alright for a few years
but a used one will be a hound
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:27, archived)

yeah, it'd be brand new
i think it's called a sandero
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:39, archived)

wasn't that the one they mentioned each week on top gear?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:46, archived)

i don't know, i don't watch top gear

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:13, archived)

nor should you

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:18, archived)

The Africa one was good

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:32, archived)

was it though?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:33, archived)

No it wasn't.
It's all staged as fuck.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:44, archived)

Shitloads of coke if their mum's Daniella Westbrook

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:50, archived)

cheese is a kind of meat
a tasty, yellow beef
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:04, archived)

bellow yeef

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:13, archived)

mellow queef

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:20, archived)

You can put halloumi in a curry, that's how meaty it is

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:15, archived)

Cheese curry?
Well you're not sleeping in my bed
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:17, archived)

i made a curry with paneer before
it's alright but i prefer meat
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:25, archived)

Never tried that
Had a bean curd one once, had these sort of rubbery lumps in it, was alright
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:27, archived)

someone made me a curry with sprouts in, once
it was terrible
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:28, archived)

i've stuck asparagus, broccoli and carrots in a curry
but sprouts? that's too far, man
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:35, archived)

I nearly always have paneer in my curry
More food facts about me are available on request.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:39, archived)

what's your favourite pizza topping, eh?
we'll judge you extremely harshly
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:58, archived)

i had a cheeseless pizza at the weekend
it was actually really nice
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:00, archived)

I'm not sure that counts as pizza

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:02, archived)

was it some sort of vegan cheese they used instead?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:12, archived)

I tend to choose 'Vegetarian Pizza'
I also like to add pineapple to this.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:01, archived)

...this must be lies, surely
you're just trying to cause trouble
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:11, archived)

I like vegetarian pizza
but I tend to substitute the vegetables for pepperoni, spiced beef and ham.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:14, archived)

Making the dish your own - like it.
You should apply to Masterchef.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:00, archived)

On that basis I could put my penis in a curry.
Well, that's this evening's entertainment sorted then.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:47, archived)

Stilton Bolognese?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:17, archived)

no thanks

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:21, archived)

One of my most depressing moments in India was walking miles to a McDonalds in Mumbai for some proper food to find that they only sold paneer burgers

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:24, archived)

I milk it from my teat
I try to be discreet.
( LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:34, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7659943
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:38, archived)

Oh, y'know. Pretty average.
Apologies, didn't see that earlier.

How is being a single hatted two-hat working for you?
( LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:05, archived)

So far so good
I'm getting hungry. Wonder what's for dinner.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:13, archived)

Buh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:12, archived)

ask your spawn these questions
see how they compare mentally to the dreaded 'kids these days'
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:22, archived)

The youngest isn't 5 yet, so it wouldn't be fair to ask him
The other one would answer all of them correctly though. That being said, some of these are "you only know, if you know" type things. If you've never seen a tomato plant, how would you know what it looks like? I call shennanigans.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:25, archived)

you didn't discover tomato plants until you were in your 20s, did you

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:28, archived)

No, I assumed they were hatched by a larger tomato.

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:30, archived)

they're laid by tomatobirds, silly
postmediacalgaryherald.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/tomato.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:47, archived)

But surely they've seen that potatos and onions and carrots come with dirt on and tomatos and peppers don't.
It's a matter of simple deduction.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:48, archived)

Well obviously, why do you think there are no child astrophysicists or brain surgeons?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:22, archived)

FALSE
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:30, archived)

i can confirm this

( mongychops, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:24, archived)

sorry I thought you said 'news'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:29, archived)

He clearly said 'jews'. You need to get your hearing checked.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:51, archived)

woah, hang on! don't you get cheese plants?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:53, archived)

Hey!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:02, archived)

hey yo!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:07, archived)

*gooses*
You alright?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:13, archived)

yeah all good, u ok hun?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:25, archived)