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today's news - children are stupid
www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-22730613
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:43, archived)
Yeah well, my parents watched TV that said that spaghetti grew on trees, the rot set in a long while ago

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:46, archived)
Just dropping this here
www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/4554/40322/IMG_0969.JPG
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:04, archived)
is that supermatt?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:13, archived)
Yep.
as is this
www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/4554/40322/271497184.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:14, archived)
In a way I feel guilty for laughing,
but he did actually choose to dress up like that and put the photos on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:13, archived)
oh. oh dear.
ah well, each to his own
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:17, archived)
Fucking hell!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:38, archived)
You just missed a Q&A session on /ot with the man himself

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:25, archived)
hold on a minute, there was a q&a?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:26, archived)
He's still there
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1981919
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:28, archived)
i see you've already asked him the paedo question

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:35, archived)
Anyone know who he's cosplaying as?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:42, archived)
what the fuck do they do all that time in the womb?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:49, archived)
picking up litter, eating Madame Bovary's cooking...

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:58, archived)
do dacia make good cars?
they are very cheap
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:15, archived)
A brand new Dacia should be alright for a few years
but a used one will be a hound
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:27, archived)
yeah, it'd be brand new
i think it's called a sandero
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:39, archived)
wasn't that the one they mentioned each week on top gear?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:46, archived)
i don't know, i don't watch top gear

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:13, archived)
nor should you

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:18, archived)
The Africa one was good

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:32, archived)
was it though?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:33, archived)
No it wasn't.
It's all staged as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:44, archived)
Shitloads of coke if their mum's Daniella Westbrook

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:50, archived)
cheese is a kind of meat
a tasty, yellow beef
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:04, archived)
bellow yeef

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:13, archived)
mellow queef

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:20, archived)
You can put halloumi in a curry, that's how meaty it is

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:15, archived)
Cheese curry?
Well you're not sleeping in my bed
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:17, archived)
i made a curry with paneer before
it's alright but i prefer meat
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:25, archived)
Never tried that
Had a bean curd one once, had these sort of rubbery lumps in it, was alright
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:27, archived)
someone made me a curry with sprouts in, once
it was terrible
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:28, archived)
i've stuck asparagus, broccoli and carrots in a curry
but sprouts? that's too far, man
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:35, archived)
I nearly always have paneer in my curry
More food facts about me are available on request.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:39, archived)
what's your favourite pizza topping, eh?
we'll judge you extremely harshly
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:58, archived)
i had a cheeseless pizza at the weekend
it was actually really nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:00, archived)
I'm not sure that counts as pizza

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:02, archived)
was it some sort of vegan cheese they used instead?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:12, archived)
I tend to choose 'Vegetarian Pizza'
I also like to add pineapple to this.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:01, archived)
...this must be lies, surely
you're just trying to cause trouble
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:11, archived)
I like vegetarian pizza
but I tend to substitute the vegetables for pepperoni, spiced beef and ham.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:14, archived)
Making the dish your own - like it.
You should apply to Masterchef.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:00, archived)
On that basis I could put my penis in a curry.
Well, that's this evening's entertainment sorted then.
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:47, archived)
Stilton Bolognese?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:17, archived)
no thanks

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:21, archived)
One of my most depressing moments in India was walking miles to a McDonalds in Mumbai for some proper food to find that they only sold paneer burgers

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:24, archived)
I milk it from my teat
I try to be discreet.
(I helped save b3ta! LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:34, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7659943
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:38, archived)
Oh, y'know. Pretty average.
Apologies, didn't see that earlier.

How is being a single hatted two-hat working for you?
(I helped save b3ta! LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:05, archived)
So far so good
I'm getting hungry. Wonder what's for dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:13, archived)
Buh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:12, archived)
ask your spawn these questions
see how they compare mentally to the dreaded 'kids these days'
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:22, archived)
The youngest isn't 5 yet, so it wouldn't be fair to ask him
The other one would answer all of them correctly though. That being said, some of these are "you only know, if you know" type things. If you've never seen a tomato plant, how would you know what it looks like? I call shennanigans.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:25, archived)
you didn't discover tomato plants until you were in your 20s, did you

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:28, archived)
No, I assumed they were hatched by a larger tomato.

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:30, archived)
they're laid by tomatobirds, silly
postmediacalgaryherald.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/tomato.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:47, archived)
But surely they've seen that potatos and onions and carrots come with dirt on and tomatos and peppers don't.
It's a matter of simple deduction.
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:48, archived)
Well obviously, why do you think there are no child astrophysicists or brain surgeons?

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:22, archived)

FALSE
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:30, archived)
i can confirm this

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:24, archived)
sorry I thought you said 'news'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:29, archived)
He clearly said 'jews'. You need to get your hearing checked.

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:51, archived)
woah, hang on! don't you get cheese plants?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:53, archived)
Hey!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:02, archived)
hey yo!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:07, archived)
*gooses*
You alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:13, archived)
yeah all good, u ok hun?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:25, archived)