which comedy failure will do the strikethrough

( mongychops, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:11, archived)

jokes on them, I don't even have kids
or a sex life
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:18, archived)

sex
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:21, archived)

don't even s or a life
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:31, archived)

my daughters doing her 11 plus today, no doubt that will cost me an iphone

( mongychops, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:34, archived)

Because she's going to fail it and turn to a life of crime?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:56, archived)

No, because she's going to fail it and then turn to a life of webcams and lose the iphone internally in a work related incident.

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:00, archived)

if you know where it is the insurers may say it isnt lost

( mongychops, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:17, archived)

nah she will piss it, then she can go good skool like wot i dun

( mongychops, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:15, archived)

Evidently.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:34, archived)

indeedy

( mongychops, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:41, archived)

have kids
own a tv
( Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:36, archived)