But it's always the same.
You affect astonishment at a perfectly mundane aspect of life. Pretend indignation and confusion. Then act as though you're the sole sane mind left in a crazy world. After relating the same experiment for ten years I'd have thought it might have started to wear thin.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:32, archived)

yep,
it always works, and I'm not even trying.

I know that plenty of people have two different cards from two different banks. So what? Whoop de bloody do. I don't, and neither do a lot of people. It's not because they are ignorant non-functioning luddites. It's just because they feel like they only really need one bank account.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:35, archived)

I only have one bank account in the UK.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:36, archived)

Well there you go.
Normal, see?

Whatever point you were originally trying to make is rapidly losing traction.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:37, archived)

No wonder you can't get a job if you can't follow a perfectly simple conversation.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:40, archived)

I don't know if I can get a job or not,
I haven't bothered trying for years. It seems to me like you're the one who's lost the plot, though.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:41, archived)

Yes.
I have a current account and a single credit card. A personal banking arrangement so fiendishly arcane that I have to employ an army of accountants to manage it. You prat.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:44, archived)

So you keep saying,
for some reason.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:45, archived)

so you don't have two different accounts in the uk?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:44, archived)

No.
Jesus wept. Did the past at the top of this thread become invisible?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:45, archived)

so why is she a luddite for not having two different accounts in the uk while you are not a luddite?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:47, archived)

?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:49, archived)

you called her a self pitying luddite after she said
that she doesn't have two different accounts in the uk
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:50, archived)

I called her a lazy Luddite for claiming it was painfully difficult to get photo ID.
I'm not sure I'll be east to persuade out of that opinion.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:53, archived)

OHHH

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:53, archived)

she just said it would be a rigamarole to get the stuff together
and that she doesn't even have a photo id at the moment, you read it wrong
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:54, archived)

yeh
and for the amount a passport costs, I could just buy a safe.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:56, archived)

because I don't also have one in France,
I suppose.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:50, archived)

you should probably have thought about that before you caused the recession

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:51, archived)

its almost like you're not very good at making a point

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:49, archived)

I'll be sure to keep that in mind tomorrow when I'm being paid to explain complicated things to grown ups.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:55, archived)

well you are the superior human on this forum,
don't worry we haven't forgotten that
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:56, archived)

This has never been in question.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:58, archived)

i just thought you might need us to tell you that we all think that
i am just trying to be nice dont get cocky
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:58, archived)

I appreciate your kind words.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:01, archived)

OH GOD THIS IS ALL SO CONFUSING

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:37, archived)

I'm panic opening bank accounts in all the confusion

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:41, archived)

I just ran up an insane overdraft because I mistook my current account for a credit card

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:44, archived)